[Gujarati Club] Clean Breath for Love

 
 

Clean Breath for Love   Love Daily SMS? Click here to join this group         Lalu Pundit was reading a book of eternal truth. He told his wife Pyari, "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?" Pyari advised, "Why don't you use a mouth wash?"   ~~~~~~~~~   Lalu was saying to girl friend Pyari, "I love you" and he fell down on the floor. Confounded Pyari cried, "How come you fell down?" Fallen Lalu explained , " I fell in love with you."   ~~~~~~~~~   Boy friend: You really sing very well. Girl Friend: Oh no I am just a bathroom singer Boy friend: Well, then why you and I don't practice singing to-gather.   ~~~~~~~~~   An affluent old man marries a beautiful young woman. Tabloid interviewer asked the woman, "What did it attract you in this Old man that you married him." The woman explained, "I was attracted with a big number of dollars and a small number of days ahead."   ~~~~~~~~~   Few More Funny SMS 4 U : (1)  inbox full (2)  talak (3)  gussa (4)  dhul-mitti (5)  Arz kiya hai (6)  Place of SUSU (7)  Ravan (8)  Ravan kaun? (9)  1980 vs 2007 (10)  Generation Next Motto     *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*       SMSguru.in RSS Subscribe

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