| BABA Once a saint went to a prostitute and after completing the activity while he was leaving
The prostitute asked "BABA PAISAY ?".
He replied "pagli tujhse thodi loonga....!".
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Wife:"Dr. Mere pati ke *us* pe madhumukhi NE kata hai"
Dr.:"oh!soojh gaya. Dard bhi hai kaya?"
Wife:" Ji hanlekin sirf dard ki dava do soojan rahne do. !
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TEACHER: " Kya cheez mooh main nahin leni chahiye ?"
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Ouch! It's too tight.
Aah! I can't. It's painful.
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