Gujarati Club News: April 2014

[Gujarati Club] Fw: AN EXCELLENT PRESENTATION

On Wednesday, April 30, 2014 5:24 PM, Mukesh Pandya <mpandya46@yahoo.com> wrote:

On Thursday, July 5, 2012 2:36 PM, Kirit Shah <kiritshah@yahoo.com> wrote:

The facts we may/may NOT know about the year in which we were born. Find out!

Kirit Shah

(Fascinating!)

AN EXCELLENT PRESENTATION

The screen is going to fade to black; have your glasses on, and follow the instructions below.

You'll be pleasantly surprised with this one... Type the year only!! Then click the question (?) mark!

Sit back and enjoy!! It takes a few minutes, but worth it's .....

Click below..

Year of your birth

http://whathappenedinmybirthyear.com/

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[Gujarati Club] Fw: Good jokes

On Wednesday, April 30, 2014 5:14 PM, Mukesh Pandya <mpandya46@yahoo.com> wrote:

On Friday, July 6, 2012 9:36 PM, Mukesh Pandya <mpandya46@yahoo.com> wrote:

----- Forwarded Message -----
From: Kirit Shah <kiritshah@yahoo.com>
To:
Sent: Thursday, June 28, 2012 3:07 AM
Subject: Good jokes

Lighter moment

Kirit Shah

Every Wife is a "Mistress" for her Husband."Miss" for one hour & "Stress" for the rest 23 hours!

There are 2 times when a Man doesn't understand a Woman.Before Marriage and After Marriage.

My Husband And I Divorced Over Religious Differences.He Thought He Was God, and I Didn't.

Husband Throwing Darts at His Wife's Photo and Not Even a Single One Hitting the Target... From Another Room Wife Called The Husband: Honey What Are You Doing ? Husband: "MISSING YOU"...

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY... Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to and touched often.But push the wrong button and you're disconnected.......

Difference Between Complete & Finish... People say there is no difference between COMPLETE & FINISH. But there is... When you marry the right one, you are COMPLETE.... And when you marry the wrong one, you are FINISHED..... And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are ... COMPLETELY FINISHED!

Romantic...SMS She sends the following message:My love if you're sleeping, send me your dreams If you're smiling, send me your smile If you're crying, send me your tears I love you He Replied: I'm in the toilet. What do I send? - - - - - - -

There are 3 kinds of men in the world:

Some remain single & make wonders happen,
Some have girlfriends & see wonders happen,
The rest get married & wonder what happened!

The A B C... After being married for thirty years a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her slowly...then said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H.... I, J, K." She asks...... "What does that mean?" He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fancy, Gorgeous, Honey. She smiled happily and said...."Oh, that's so lovely.....What about I, J, K?" He said, "I'm Just Kidding!" His eye is still swollen....but it will get better.........*************At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?The other replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man."

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[Gujarati Club] Mobile,...

Mobile,.....

http://xossip.com/showpost.php?p=55669187&postcount=3652

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[Gujarati Club] Diggy uncle's love scene with Amrta rai - election coverage,..

http://www.snehasallapam.com/forum8/17790-monalisas-smiley-thread-204.html

flip all pages,.

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[Gujarati Club] मुनाफा । (गीत)

मुनाफा । (गीत)

http://mktvfilms.blogspot.in/2014/04/blog-post_30.html

होने पर मेरे, दर्द में, इजाफा ही इजाफा है..!
न होने पर देख, कितना मुनाफा ही मुनाफा है..!

इजाफा = बढ़ोत्तरी; मुनाफा = फायदा

१.

है मुस्कान गर होना, क्या रोना है, ना होना ?
न समझा मैं, समझे ना वो,अजूबा ही अजूबा है..!
होने पर मेरे, दर्द में, इजाफा ही इजाफा है..!

अजूबा = अचरज;

२.
क्या पाया, क्या खोया, पी कर बेबसी हूँ जिंदा..!
सँवरता, बिगड़ता यहाँ, नसीबा ही नसीबा है..!
होने पर मेरे, दर्द में, इजाफा ही इजाफा है..!

बेबसी = लाचारी;

३.

हाल वफ़ा का ऐसा कि, जिंदगी ख़फ़ा हो गई..!
न होने पर समझा कि, ये वज़ीफ़ा ही वज़ीफ़ा है..!
होने पर मेरे, दर्द में, इजाफा ही इजाफा है..!

वज़ीफ़ा = उपकार,अनुदान;

४.

टूटते सितारे देख, क्या मांगु रब तुम से ?
जब होना न होना, सिर्फ लतीफ़ा ही लतीफ़ा है..!
होने पर मेरे, दर्द में, इजाफा ही इजाफा है..!

लतीफ़ा = चुटकुला, मज़ाक;

मार्कण्ड दवे ।

दिनाकः २९-०४-२०१४.