Gujarati Club News: August 2014

[Attachment(s) from Mukesh Pandya included below]

On Tuesday, August 26, 2014 5:05 PM, Kirit Shah <kiritshah@yahoo.com> wrote:

Unique brain power attributed to specific class!

Kirit Shah

Blonde and her Jaguar

Carolyn, a very rich blonde, buys a new automatic Jaguar XKR Sports car.

She drives the car perfectly well during the day,

but at night, the car just won't go at all.

After trying to drive the car at night for a

week (but without any luck), she furiously

calls the Jaguar dealer, and they send out a

technician to her.

The technician examines the car and finds

nothing wrong with it.

So he turns to the blonde and asks:

"Ma'am, are you sure you are using the

right gears?"

Full of anger, the blonde replies:

"You nut, you idiot, how on earth you could ask

such a question? I'm not stupid you know!

Of course I am using the right gears;

I use "D" during the day

and "N" at night."