[Fun_4_Amdavadi_Gujarati] Umbrella Thief

Umbrella Thief
Dinesh Vora

 

A man gave all of his seven umbrellas for repair at one time and told the shopkeeper he would pick it up in the evening  while back from work. On the way to work in Bus, out of habit he grabbed the umbrella of the woman sitting next to him, got up and started walking. The woman started yelled, "Umbrella thief, Umbrella thief."

 

The embarrassed guy returned the umbrella and apologized, before getting abused and beaten up by other woman loving passengers.

 

In the evening he picked up all his umbrellas repaired, put them under his arms and started walking towards home. Unfortunately the morning lady returning from work bumped into him.

 

The lady commented, "Seems, you had a profitable day at work today."

 

Smelling Good

Dinesh Vora

The newly married wife goes to the store to buy
personal things for the husband.  She inquires about the deodorant
for the men.

The salesman asks, "Do you want the ball type."

 

The wife says,  "No this is for his underarms."
  

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