[Gujarati Club] MONKEY IN THE PLANE

 


 

MONKEY IN THE PLANE Love Jokes? Click to join this group       Once in Brazil a plane crashed, only a monkey who was  traveling in the plane was left alive. Fortunately the monkey was intelligent  enough to understand our language and reply in actions. The officials went to  see the monkey in the hospital and had a talk with the  monkey. Officer: "When the plane took off what were the travelers  doing?" Monkey: "Tying their belts" Officer: "What were the air hostesses  doing?" Monkey: "Saying Hello! Good morning!" Officer: "What were the  pilots doing?" Monkey: "Checking the system" Officer: "What were you  doing?" Monkey: "Looking for my people" Officer: "After 10' minutes  what were the travelers doing?" Monkey: "Having beverages and  snacks" Officer: "What were the air hostesses doing?" Monkey: "Serving the  travelers" Officer: "What were the Pilots doing?" Monkey: "Handling the  steering" Officer: "What were you doing?" Monkey: "Eating &  throwing" Officer: "After 30 minutes what were the travelers doing?" Monkey: "Some were sleeping and some were reading" Officer: "What were  the air hostesses doing?" Monkey: "Make up" Officer: "What were the pilots  doing?" Monkey: "Handling the steering" Officer: "What were you  doing?" Monkey: "Nothing" Officer: "Just before plane crash what were  the travelers doing?" Monkey: "All were sleeping" Officer: "What were the  pilots doing?" Monkey: "Handling the air hostess" Officer: What were you  doing? Monkey: Handling the steering!!!!! No  more Questions!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ****** Few More Jokes 4U: (1) Aquainted (2) A quick laugh for 5 mins (3) Why bicycle shorts should always be black (4) Bathroom

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