sweet insults
1. Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!
2. Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?
3. As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
4. I'd like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your
looks?
5. At least there's one thing good about your body. It isn't as
ugly as your face!
6. Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case they're nothing
7. Careful now, don't let your brains go to your head!
8. I like you. People say I've no taste, but I like you.
9. Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
10.If I had a face like yours. I'd sue my parents!
11.Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent!
12.Don't get insulted, but is your job devoted to spreading
ignorance?
13.Keep talking; someday you'll say something intelligent!
14.Don't you love nature, despite what it did to you?
15.Don't think, it may sprain your brain!
16.Fellows like you don't grow from trees; they swing from them.
17.He has a mechanical mind. Too bad he forgot to wind it up this
morning.
18.He has a mind like a steel trap-always closed!
19.You are a man of the world-and you know what sad shape the world
is in.
20.He is always lost in thought-it's unfamiliar territory.
21.He is dark and handsome. When it's dark, he's handsome.
22.He is known as a miracle comic. if he's funny, it's a miracle!
23..He is listed in Who's Who as What's That?
24.He is living proof that man can live without a brain!
25.He is so short, when it rains he is always the last one to know.
26.He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build
an idiot.
27.How come you're here? I thought the zoo is closed at night!
28.After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a
fool
when I married you." And the husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in
love and didn't notice it
2. Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?
3. As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
4. I'd like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your
looks?
5. At least there's one thing good about your body. It isn't as
ugly as your face!
6. Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case they're nothing
7. Careful now, don't let your brains go to your head!
8. I like you. People say I've no taste, but I like you.
9. Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
10.If I had a face like yours. I'd sue my parents!
11.Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent!
12.Don't get insulted, but is your job devoted to spreading
ignorance?
13.Keep talking; someday you'll say something intelligent!
14.Don't you love nature, despite what it did to you?
15.Don't think, it may sprain your brain!
16.Fellows like you don't grow from trees; they swing from them.
17.He has a mechanical mind. Too bad he forgot to wind it up this
morning.
18.He has a mind like a steel trap-always closed!
19.You are a man of the world-and you know what sad shape the world
is in.
20.He is always lost in thought-it's unfamiliar territory.
21.He is dark and handsome. When it's dark, he's handsome.
22.He is known as a miracle comic. if he's funny, it's a miracle!
23..He is listed in Who's Who as What's That?
24.He is living proof that man can live without a brain!
25.He is so short, when it rains he is always the last one to know.
26.He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build
an idiot.
27.How come you're here? I thought the zoo is closed at night!
28.After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a
fool
when I married you." And the husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in
love and didn't notice it
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