St Paddy's Disco
And A Wee Bit Of Irish Nonsense...
A sweet toothed man from DeBreeth
Was sweet toothed without any teeth
He said, "In my eye,
looketh good that there pie,
now could I have just one small peeth?"
A mouse in her room woke Miss Doud
Who was frightened and screamed very loud
Then a happy thought hit her
To scare off the critter
She sat up in bed and meowed
The Riverdance Leprecauns
A disgusting old man from Lahoya
Has a habit that's sure to annola
Before telling a joke
He'll give you a poke
And remark, "this'll surely distrolla!"
A corpulent maiden named Kroll
had a notion exceedingly droll
at a masquerade ball
dressed in nothing at all
she backed in as a parker house roll.
A tutor that tutored the flute
tried to tooter two tooters to toot
said the two to the tutor
is it harder to toot
or to tutor two tooters to toot?
There once was a man from Black Heath
who sat on a pair of false teeth
he arose with a start
and said, "bless my heart,
I've bitten myself underneath!"
An old fellow dining at Crewe
Found a very large bug in his stew.
Said the waiter, "Don't shout
And wave it about,
Or the rest will be wanting one too.
The YMCA Pigs!
May the luck of the Irish be yours
today and always
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