 You know it's time to diet when...... a picture of you got so heavy and fell off the wall! You are diagnosed with the flesh-eating virus, and the doctor gives you 22 more years to live! You put mayonnaise on an aspirin! You go to the zoo and the elephants throw you peanuts! Your driver's license says, "Picture continued on other side."!! You ran away and they had to use all four sides of the milk carton for your picture!  one day when you got in a fight and the person fighting you got lost in you! you eat cereal out of a satellite dish! your friends exercise by jogging around you! you sat on a Playstation 3 and it turned into a PSP! you are measured at 38-26-36 and that was just the left arm...!! when you farted, you launched yourself into orbit!! when drivers had to swerve to avoid hitting you on the road, they ran out of Petrol! you could be the eighth continent! when you auditioned for a part in Raiders of the Lost Ark, you got the part of the big Rolling Ball! you show up on radar! you fell into the Grand Canyon....and got stuck! the firemen use you as a safety catch!! Great dieting tips and articles below:- You can eat healthily, even with FAST FOOD!! Why are you overweight? 10 latest secrets for effective dieting Does Diet Soda Make You Fat? The best 3 abdominal exercises... Do You Really Need "Cardio" Exercises? Top Secrets for Fat Loss and Six Pack Abs Good Luck!! |
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