An elderly man had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large
pond, fixed up really nice, along with some picnic tables and some apple and
peach trees. The pond was shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was
built.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
When he came closer, he realized it was a bunch of young women
skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end to shield themselves.
One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"The old man frowned and replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you
ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked."Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."Old men may move slow - but can still think fast.
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