Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a SOUUTHERN GENTLEMAN are all working together one day.They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
'I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total',
Says the Genie.
The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in.' Canada
POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land inwas forever fertile for farming. Canada
Osama was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall aroundAfghanistan ,Palestine ,Iraq andso that no infidels, Americans or Canadians Iran
Can come into our precious land.'
POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.
The SOUTHERN says, 'I am very curious.
Please tell me more about this wall.'
The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 5oo feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out;
it's virtually impenetrable.'
The southern sits down on his Harley, cracks a beer, lites a ciggarret,
Smiles and says,
'Fill it with water.'
aSh
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