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If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one out of five enjoys it?...aSh... 








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Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?...aSh...
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If people from Poland are called Poles, then why aren't people from Holland called Holes? ...aSh...  






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If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?...aSh..






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If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? ?...aSh... 






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What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of  bald men?...aSh..




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I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use. Toothpicks?....aSh... 






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Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?...aSh... 






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Is it true that you never really learn to swear until you learn to drive?...aSh... 






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Why is it that every time the price of a barrel of oil goes up, the prices at the pumps IMMEDIATELY incrrease? Doesn't it take awhile after the oil companies buy the oil for it to be refined and then piped to wherever it is going?...aSh...




 





 

 

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