Gujarati Club News: [Fun_4_Amdavadi_Gujarati] A little needed humor......

A Doctor a Day

1. A man comes into the ER and yells, 'My wife's going to have her
baby in the cab!' I grabbed my stuff,
rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress, and began to take off
her underwear. Suddenly I noticed
that there were several cabs ---and I was in the wrong one.

Submitted by Dr. Mark MacDonald, San Antonio , TX

2. At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly
and slightly deaf female patient's
anterior chest wall. 'Big breaths,' I instructed. 'Yes, they used to
be,' replied the patient.

Submitted by Dr. Richard Byrnes, Seattle , WA

3. One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that
her husband had died of a massive
myocardial infarct. Not more than five minutes later, I hear her
repor! ting to the rest of the family that he
had died of a 'massive internal fart.'

Submitted by Dr Susan Steinber

4. During a patient's two week follow-up appointment with his
cardiologist, he informed me, his doctor,
that he was having trouble with one of his medications. 'Which one?'
I asked. 'The patch; the nurse told
me to put on a new one every six hours and now I'm running out of
places to put it!' I had him quickly
undress and discovered what I hoped I wouldn't see. Yes, the man had
over fifty patches on his body!
Now, the instructions include removal of the old patch before
applying a new one.

Submitted by Dr. Rebecca St. Clair, Norfolk , VA

7. A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room when a young woman with
purple hair styled into a punk rocker
Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing,
entered. It was quickly determined that
the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled for
immediate surgery. When she was completely
disrobed on the operating table, the staff noticed that her pubic
hair had been dyed green, and above it there
was a tattoo that read, 'Keep off the grass'.

Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the
patient's dressing, which said, 'Sorry, had to mow the lawn.'

Submitted by RN no name

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