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Software Engineer Depression Life Cycle
 
Cloud Callout: No One Can Beat Me..Ha ha haCollege Life:
College Life..Bindas…..!!!!!!!  ……
 
 
 
Cloud Callout: Welcome ..Grrr.. Come and Join Once..My Guys will TakeCare of YouCampus Selection:
 
Our  Interviewer… Seems to be  Dedicated…and Serious …
 
 
Joining Date:
Cloud Callout: Can you Please Join after the Next day of ur Final Exam..Our Company need your valuable services at the earliest..Pls…Call from Company HR to Join……
 
 
 
Dilemma:
 
Cloud Callout: Hmm..Two Offers..but this HR Cares a lot for Me..Less pay , No Holidays..it's Ok..She is Gorgeous…!!!Two Offers in Hand what to do…???? ……..      
 
 
Induction:
 
Cloud Callout: Ha ...finally I got the Bakra…! Same Guy Interviewer  Ha ha feels lot relaxed….
 
 
Project Allocation :
Rectangular Callout: PM: Haaaa..New Guy..!!!!!!!!.............Send him here………What is this..Seems Some thing is Wrong                                                                                                                                                                  
 
Team Introduction:
Rectangular Callout: TL : Start the work Idiot..Things going bitter………………
 
 
 
Rectangular Callout: Mentor: Screwed..!!.. You have to perform..You have imporve a lot..you are not efficient your wasting..         6 hours a day..!!! Mentor :
 
Mentor  Please help me…Night out's I am working 18 hrs  a day.. …I got Screwed…                          
 
 
Coding :
 
 
 
It Confirm …and Official …I am in a fix…Some One Please Help me out..Please… I am dying out of frustration and depression…
 
 
Cloud Callout: Arey Yaar what is this..yaar …Come on..no ..i am a Man..Ok…atleast I am not a Dog..ohh..Dog is better I suppose..                                                                                                New Picture
 
 
Testing:
 
Tester : Don't….Worry Brother …I am there to hear you…But One thing….
               What is this Code…..You Idiot…it's performance is no good than Hosur road traffic..Stupid...You illiterate Coder….illogical thinker..!^@#^!#&*(&

 

 

 

Oval Callout: On Call to PM: Boss Don't worry I will see that this guy Is done by EOD


 

                                                                       
 
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                                  Finally One Day  Adieu Mail to ALL
 
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To : All My Brain Eaters, Blood Suckers , Head Ache sources, Boday Ache Providers, finally to Man Eaters..
 
 
Subject: Adieu
Importance : High
 
HI ALL,
 
            I thank every one of you in name who made me like this..and today I am transformed from a College Hero ..to …Useless Zero..and all the Credit belongs to you.. I Sincearly request every one..not try to contact me again in my life…
 
 
I am Going to Himlayas in Search of  MY MANAGERS BRAIN………….
 
No Thanks and No Regards,
 
Bye

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Regards

Apurv Shah
IBM India Pvt Ltd
Global Business Services
Ozone 3,
S. P. Infocity,Phursungi,
Hadapsar,Pune 411028
Phone (o) 020-26903148,
(M) 09823676454
Yahoo Im : apurva_shah131@yahoo.com

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