[Gujarati Club] SMS#4

SENDING SOME SMS FILES. I WANTED TO KNOW, IF I CAN SEND "NON-VEG" SMS TO GROUP IN MAIL OR NOT??? GUIDE ME SO THAT I CAN SEND SOON......

 

 

 

 

 

 

Kash aap bakri hote,

Main aapko ghass dalta aur pyar se

aapke seeng hilate or puchta_

 

Pagal kaun....?

Aap ya Main...??

Aur aap pyar se bolte_

Main.. Main...!!

 

 

 

 

 

Khushi itni ho ki tum dikha sako,

gum bus itna ho ki jise tum chupa sako,

zindgi me kam se kam  dost aisa rakhna,

jiske sath mood Off me bi tum muskura sako...

 

 

 

 

nahi PEPSI ma..

nahi FANTA ma..

nahi LIMCA ma..

nahi COKE ma..

nahi THUMS UP ma..

nahi SPRITE ma..

ame to MAZZA ma...

tame pan MAZZA ma ne...??

 

 

 

 

Read this slowly "LIFEISNOWHERE"

What did You read?

Life is No where

or

Life is Now Here!

JUst a beautiful line  say-'life depends on The way You See.

 

 

 

 

 

Being a good person is like being a goal keeper-no matter how many goals v save,people'll remember only the 's dat v missed... Thats life.. Have a Gr life...

 

 

 

sawal apke liye,mujse dosti kyun ki?

Aap ka jawab film ka naam hi hona chahiye.

sab ko bhejo aur dekho kya kya javab milte hai.dimag ka use karo! Reply

 

 

 

Treat life as d sea,heart as d seashore n frnds lik d waves.It nvr matters how many waves r there.Wht matters is which  touches d seashore!.. Gud evning...

 

 

 

Aspire  acqire d desire tht u admire. But if in d process u perspire,don't retire but refire  acquire tht desire u admire

 

 

 

Khuda ne kaha dosti na kar tu deewana ho jayega maine kaha ae khuda kabhi zamin pe aake mere yaar se mil tu khud hi uska deewana ho jayega.

 

 

 

Tere liye dost sitaro ki sogat laya hu   dil me baharo ki barat laya hu  apana sab kuch luta kar tere liye me hasin najaro ki hasi rat laya hu..

 

 

 

Har kasti ka Sahil Nahi Hota Kimti ChiZ ka Har Koi Kabil Nahi Hota

Ye to Gharwalon ki Maher Bani Hai

Varna Tum Jaise "POPAT" ke Pas "MOBILE" Nahi Hota.

 

 

 

Jidngi hume bhaut kuch sikhati hai

kabhi hasati hai kabhi rulati hai

khud se jyada kisi pe visvas na karna

kyonki chaya me to parchai bhi sath chod jati hai.

 

 

 

Higo pigo, jila pila, aai mai, hula hula,

timpataka dampataka, aai aai aai ulaalaa....      

 

 

Shapath le li MUBARAK HO! ab aap ADIWASI ban gaye.

 

 

 

 

Mujshe itna rishta to banaye rakhna

meri dosti  dil me basaye rakhna

waqt ko koi bandh nahi sakta

par is dosti ko palko me sajaye rakhna

 

 

 

Mithi mithi yadon ko palkon mein saja lena,

saath gujre palon ko dil mein basa lena,

nazar na aau hakikat mein agar,

to muskurakar sapno mein bula lena.

 

 

Chand adhura hai sitaro ke bina,

gulshan adhura hai bahaaron ke bina,

samundar adhura hai kinaron ke bina

aur jeena adhura hai AAPKE bina

 

 

Teacher:Bacho kasam khao,kabhi sharab/cigar nai pioge,non-veg nai khaoge,ladki nai pataoge,desh k liye jaan doge,

Bache:de denge,aisi jaan ka karenge bhi kya?

 

 

 

Thgts

- sometimes u've to let go to see if there was anything worth holding on to..

- the key to change_

is to let go of fear...

Hv a nice day...

 

 

 

Girl  Bus male hoti hai ya female.,.

Boy  female kyoki Har koi is pe chadta hai.

Girl  phir vo pregnant kyo nahi hoti

Boy  kyoki sab pichhe Se chadte hain.

 

 

 

 

 

Sardar ate Butter Naan in party and suffering frm QABZ. 

Praying n crying in Bathroom_

Hey Wahe Guru..

Ya to JAAN nikal de..

Ya NAAN nikal de...!!

 

 

 

Wats d definition of a LESBIAN....??

yet another Woman,

trying to do a man's job....

 

 

 

Bahot dino se thi aasman ki sajish,

aaj puri ho gai he unki khvaish,

bhig lo yaar is mausam me,

mubarak ho tumhe  ki ye paheli BARISH... 

 

 

 

Pani ko bhi DAARU bana dete.

Apke liye BLACK LABLE ke tub bharwa dete.

Kambakt pite nahi ho roj aap hamare saath.

Warna TAJMAHAL ko bhi DANCE Bar bana dete.

 

 

Trust ends when u stop Believng..

Hope ends when u stop attempting..

Love ends when u stop Caring..

So,do believe,

do attempt & do Care..

Life is beautiful...

 

 

Ik admi di wife da rang KALA si..

Ik din oh PILI saaree pake apne husbnd nu puchdi "Mai kive lagdi han"?

Husband-Jive KOILEY di factory nu AGG lagi hove

 

 

 

Suno gaur se"PEPSI"walo,

bure nazar na"lassi"pe dalo,

chahe jitna"FANTA"pilalo,

sabse age honge"NIMBU-PAANI.!"

Humne piya hain,Tumbhi piyo.

 

 

 

Ye Pyar b na Ajib Chiz hai..

Maa se ho to Ibadat,

Baap se ho to Muqaddar,Bhai s ho to HAqiqat,

Behn se ho to Farz,

aur

Biwi se ho to

sonu,

monu,

papu,

pinky!

 

 

 

Aarzoo ab jine ki

zayada nahi hai ,

magar marna ka bhi koi irada nahi hai ,

kya tumko yaad dilaun tumhari kasme,

jab yaad tumko apna koi vaada nahi hai...

 

 

 

 

 

Tu kya jane kya hoti hai tanhai.

is tute hue pate se puch kya hai judai.

bawafa ka ilzam na de zalim,

is waqt se puch kis waqt teri yaad na aAI

 

 

 

Fizaoke ane ka intzar mat kar,

dil ke tutne ka ikrar mat kar,

f.t.v par hasino ke jalve  dekhle

e.s.p.n par saniya ke jukneka intzar mat kar.

 

 

 

Ham jite har bazi to MASHAHOOR ho gaye,

aapki hasime hase to gam se DOOR ho gaye,

aap jaise dosto ki dosti ke badolat ham,

kanch k tukdo mese KOHINOOR ho gaye.

 

 

 

 

Har daag, daag nahi hota,

har yaar wafadar nahi hota,

Yeh to dil milne baat hai,

varna saat feron mein bhi pyar nahi hota.

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Waqt ki Ho Dhup ya ho Tez andhiya,

Kuch kadmo ke nishan kabhi nahi khote...

Jinhe yaad kar ke muskura de aankhe,

woh log dur hokar bhi dur nahi hote..

 

 

 

Trust ends when u stop Believng..

Hope ends when u stop attempting..

Love ends when u stop Caring..

So,do believe,

do attempt & do Care..

Life is beautiful...

 

 

 

Kisi ke vade par zindgi tabah kar baithe,

Diwangi mein ye kaisa gunah kar baithe,

Ek chand ki arzu ke liye,

Hum aapni hasen ratoon ko FANAH kar baithe.

 

 

 

If u hav to write a single  beautifull line on my Hand, what would u write?

Send this to Ür friends and get different replies. Reply to me first .

Reply must

 

 

 

baat banti nahi aise haalaat main..

main bhi jazbaat me, tum bhi jazbaat me..

kaise sehte ho milke bichadne ka gum..

apse puchenge agli mulaqat me....

 

 

 

Sumtimes i get  say hi,

Sumtimes i evn miss  reply,

Sumtimes my msg dsnt reach u

but it dsnt mean i get u..

i m just given u time to miss me...

 

 

 

Coin's always make sound.. But..

The currency notes are always silent. So..

When your value increases,

Keep yourself calm n silent.-

 

 

 

 

I lik my eyes when u look into them,

I lik my heart when u lik it,

I lik my name when u say it, & I lik my life when u are a part of it.

U r my  of d best frnd

 

 

 

Being a frnd is nt just sharing a joke,

a conversation,a cup of coffee or a funny story.

BUT It means sharing a part of urself-the most honest and true part.

 

 

Sardar saw surgical gloves for st time. Usko ulta pulta kar ke, bahut sochne ke baad bola, dikhta to condom jaisa hai, Shayad Dropadi ke Jamane ka hoga.

 

 

Tanha ho kabhi to mujhe dhund lena,

iss duniya se nahi apne dil se puch lena,

pas hi rehte hai aapke,

yaadon se nahi to saath guzre lamho se puch lena.

 

 

 

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Main sabse nalaj hu. meleko na, toi b sms nai kalta. Sab gande hai.. Tisiko meli yad nahi ati  Sabse katti

 

 

 

 

 

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Night...!!

Gud night.....

 

 

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