Subha ke suraj ka sath ho,
chahchahate parindo ki aawaz ho,
hath me chai aur yaadon me aap ho,
us khusnuma subha ki kya baat ho.......!
Jee kar raha hai ki aaj
tumhe
kahin kone me
Le ja kar
akele me
Apne honto se
ek.
K
KI
KIS
KISS
KISSA sunaun Ramayan Ka.
Once the gr warior Alxander saw a child playing with a lion.
He surenderd his sword at child's feet.
Now d child has grown up & sending sms u.
Khoobsurat!
6 inch lamba!
Bahut mota!
Gol kinaray!
Kala!
Har ladki ki pasand!
.
.
.
NOKIA 6630
A stranger asked
me
I told him "just
follow these ants"
Stranger-Why do
You say so?
I smiled &
replied
"My friend is
so sweeeet...
-
Jaana kaha tha aur kaha aa gaye,
Duniya me bankar Mehman aa Gaye,
abhi to Zindagi ki kitab kholi hi thi,
aur Na jaane kitne IMTIHAN aa gaye..!
There are things, tht u can't recover_
- d stone, after shot..
- d word, after pronounced.
- d ocasion, after lost...
- d time, after gone...
...
Teacher - If there are flies on a table & you kill ,
how many wud remain...?
NATHUBHA - One, d dead one..
We always knw tht looking back on d tears would make us laugh.
But we never know tht looking back on d moments we laugh together would make us cry..
Trust is a beter compliment than love. B'coz u may not always trust the person u love, but u can always love the person whom u trust..!
-
Kabhi koi apna anjan ho jata he,
kabhi kisi anjan se pyar ho jata he,
zaruri nahi ki jo khushi de usi se pyaar ho,
DIL todne walo pe bhi DIL nisar ho jata he..
Murjha gaye Phool,
Par Bahar Wahi Hai.
Dur Hai Apse Magar Pyar Wohi Hai.
Mil Na Sake Ye Baat Alag Hai.
Par Aaj Bhi In Ankhon Me Intezar Wahi
Khusbu k tarah meri sasome rena,
Lahu banke meri nasnas me behna,
pyar hota he risto ka anmol gehna,
Isliye is pyar ko kabi alvida na khena.
A B C D E F G H I . . . . . . . . . . . U V W X Y Z.
Dekha I aur U ke bich jo aaya sabko tapka dala..
Har waqt kam me utne na ulaj jaya karo,
kabhi hamari yad ko bhi dil me laya karo,
milne ka wada mat karo par kabhi,
apni awaj to sunaya karo..
Santa - yaar meri aankhein dhang se nahi khulti, koi tarika batao...
Banta - kisi deen achanak ghar chale jaao....
Sambandho Na hastaxar koi ukeli nathi saktu,
Ema jodni ni bhul koi sodhi nathi saktu,
Khub saral hoy vakya rachna,
Pan purnaviram koi muki nathi saktu.
Shama ki roshni se andhera dur hota hai..
Is dunia mein har koi majboor hota hai..
Jo ankhon se jitna door ho..
wo dil ke utna hi kareeb hota hai...
Khuda agar akhri khvahish puchhe to teri hasi manglu,
agar akhri dua puchhe to tere liye khushi manglu,
Aur agar dubara janam de to pehle main tera pyaar Manglu.
Takdir ne chaha takdir ne banaya takdir ne
Tumko hamko milaya
khush nasib the hum ya wo pal
jis waqt aapsa yar hamari zindgi me aaya
Khuda ki Rehmat Sare Sansar par Barse,
Mere hisse ki Rehmat mere Yaar par Barse,
A khuda mujhe kar Dena pani,
Agar Mera Yaar kabhi Pyas ko tarse.Gud sdm.
-
Har Dil me Dard chupa hota hai,
Bayan karne ka andaz juda hota hai,
Kuch log Ashkon mein Dard ko baha dete hai,
Aur ki$i ka Dard Hassi mein chupa hota hai.-
Aankh se
amruit
chhalakta
he
Hasi se
chera
muskurata
he
Kahne
ka
matlab
itna
he
AAZAAD
Pyar se to dil bhi dhadak jata he
can february march?
no but april may)
Hasi Ke Liye Gam Qurban.
Khushi Ke Liye Aansu Qurban.
Dost Tere Liye To JAAN BHI QURBAN,
Agar TERI Girlfrnd Mil Jaye To Tu Bhi Qurban.
Yaado ko teri hum pyar krte hai,
So janam bhi tum par nisaar krte hai,
Fursat mile to kuch likh k bhejna mere dost,
Ek apke hi to SMS ka intzar krte hai.
"Evry successfull person has a painful story.Evry painful story has a successful ending.Accept de pain,n get ready de success in
Woh dete hai kyo dard bas hami ko,
kya samzenge woh in aankho ki nami ko,
lakho deewane ho jis chand ke,
woh kya mehsus karenge ek taare ki kami ko!
Jaa Raha
Hai SMS
Jane Kya..
Gool Khilaega ?
Pyar
Se
Padha
Jaaega..
Ya..
Yuhi Delete
Ho
Jaega..
Delete Huwa
To,
Dil Tutt
Jaega..
Nahi Huwa
To,
Rply Zaroor
Aayega
Aap se ho na baat to ham fikar karte hai,
har waqt apne aapse aapka jikar karte he,
apse dosti hume nasib se mili hai,
is baat ka rub se shukriya karte hai.
Pyar pana khuda ki bakshish hota hai,
kisi ka hona benaziz hota hai,
sabke hisse me ye tohfa to hota hi hai,
magar waqt par pana kisi ka hi nasib hota hai..
Adalaat husn ki hogi,
mukaddama tere ishq ka hoga,
gavahi mere dil ki hogi,
mujrim tera pyar hoga,
aur faisla meri zindagi aur maut ka hoga.
Bheeg jaati hain palkein tanhayi mein,
darte hain koi jaan na le.
Pasand karte hain tez barsaat mein chalna,
kahi rote hue ko koi pehchaan na le.
Har pal Har vaqt
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' . . '
Har saans aur dil ki har dhadkan kehti hai...Tum
.*""*.*""*.
* khush *
"*.Raho. *"
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Waqt ki Ho Dhup ya ho Tez andhiya,
Kuch kadmo ke nishan kabhi nahi khote...
Jinhe yaad kar ke muskura de aankhe,
woh log dur hokar bhi dur nahi hote..
Ansu apke nikle to ankhe meri ho,
dil apka dhadke to dhdkan meri ho,
khuda kre dosti hamari itni gehri ho ki
jute apko pade Or kartute meri ho
Chand ki chandni madham padh jaye,
phulon ki khushbu fiki padh jaye,
par hamari dosti mahkti rahe,
shayad zindagi k lamhe hi kam padd jaye.
Sardar gun leke darwaze pe ruka,
Wifey r u standing here?
Sardarsher ka shikaar karne ja raha hun!!
WifeTo jao.
Sardarkaise jau,bahar Kutta khada hai
Khushnuma Jivan ka Mantra_
Jise Aap Swikar Nahi Kar Sakte,
use Badal De..!
Aur Jise Aap Badal Nahi Sakte,
Use Swikar Kar Le..!
Sensible Thought-
Do not loose what u have, by desiring what U dont have;
Bcoz, what u have now,is of the many things, u once desired...
Wo kahte he 'MAJBUR' hai hum.
Na Chahte Hue Bhi 'DUR' He Hum.
Churali Unhone Hamari 'DHADKAN'
Fir Bhi Kehte He "BEKASOOR" He Hum.
A simple
HELLO is
So sweet.
"H"
How r U?
"E"
Everything all
right.
"L"
Like listen U.
"L"
Like
"O"
Obviously
miss U.
so ''HELLO''
When We Wake Up In The Morning,
We Have Two Simple Choices.
Go Back To Sleep
n Dream,
Or Wake Up n Chase Those Dreams.
Choice Is Ours.
-
Dont stay in bed,unless you can make money in bed...
So wake up & get ready to make money..
Na khushi na tamanna rakhte hai hum,
bas apne hi saye ke sang rehte hai hum.
Kaise kahe kaise hai hum,
bas yun samajlo aap khus hai to khus hai hum . .
Life Is A
Railway Station
In Which Love Is A Train It Will
Come & Go At Any Time But MY FRIENDSHIP Is
The Track It Will B Der EVER..
...
An Old Proverb A Man is known by the Company He Keeps!
New Proverb A Man is known by the SMS He Forwards!
Kismat Me jiske Aap,
Use Duniya se kya chahiye.
Dhadkan Me jiske Aap,
Use Zindagi Se kya Chahiye.
Hum to Jeete hain USKE liye,
Varna in Sanson Se kya chahiye.
Koi vaada nahin fir bhi tera intezaar hai,
judaai ke bavajood bhi tujhse pyar hai,
tere chehre ki udasi de rahi hai gavahi,
mujhse bichad ke tu bhi bekarar hai.
Vade pe wo mere aitbar nahi karte,
hum sare bazar me ailan nahi karte,
darta hai dil unki ruswai se or
wo sochte hai hum unse pyar nai karte
"SUCCESS is never PERMANENT" FAILURE
is never FINAL." So always do not stop trying until
Koi hasine dard chhupave chhe.
Koi roine dil bahelave Chhe.
Ahi to sanjog ne aadhin chhe badhu.
Tarto manas dube Chhe ane laash tarine bhahar aave chhe..
Ek Janaza or ek barat takra gaye,
Unko dekhne wale bhi chakra gaye,
Upar se aawaz aai ye kesi VIDAI hai,
Mehboob ki doli dekhne yaar ki ARTHI aayi hai.
NEVER Make The SAME Mistake TWICE.
There Are So Many NEW ONES Available.
TRY A DIFFERENT One EACH DAY!
Have A Different Day, DAILY!
Patient Dr - Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai, uska haath lagte hi main theek ho
Doctor - Janta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi....
"when you will say to life Calmly & Firmly,'
I trust you;do what you must',
You will be surprised to see the way your needs are responded."
Friend and blood have only one difference.
Blood enters in heart and flow out,
but friend enters in heart and stay inside forever.
There is a saying
"If you want to be great,
you must walk with great people".
I have no objection, you can walk with me anytime...!
Har pal unke bare mein sochte hain,
kabi khud ko kabi khuda ko koste hain,
jab unka dil bhi chahta hai humse milna,
phir kyun vo apne kadmon ko rokte hain.?
Talk me wen i feel bored,
hug me wen i cry,
love me wen every hates me,
care for me wen i m sick,
dont cry wen i die,
but
miss me till i m alive...
Our life begins with our cry,
Our life ends with other's cry,
Try to utilize this gap in laugh as much as possible between these cries.....
I love my Eyes when u look in to it,
I love my Name when u say it,
I love my Self when u love me,
and i love my Life when u r a part of it.gudmorng
Love marriage aur
Arranged marriage
mein kya fark hai ?
Hum khud kuwe mein gire toh-Love Marriage.
log milkar dhakka de-de toh-Arrange Marriage..
Hichkiyon se is baat ka ehsaas hai,
koi hame yaad to karta hai...
Beshak mil na paye hamse,
par chand lamhe ham par barbad to karta hai..
-
FULO ki shuruvat kali se hoti hE,
zindagi ki shuruvat pyar se hoti hE,
pyar ki shuruvat apno se hoti hE
aur apno ki shuruvat ahesas se hoti hai. .
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Mana ki aaj hamare saath koi dildaar nahi,
lekin ye mat samajhna ki hamein kisi se pyar nahi,
Kismat ne sab kuch diya hamein sirf diya hamara woh yaar nai.
Dip nai ek jyot mangu chu.
Sagar nahi ek bund mangu chu.
azar nahi ek zalak mangu chu.
Biju kahi nai pan zindagi na antim shwas
sudhi tamaro sath mangu chu
(G)et
(O)pen eyes
(O)ut of
(D)ay has risen
(M)erry life
(O)ld dreams come true
(R)ise & shine
(N)ew plans
(I)deas of life
(N)ice future
(G)ud day
Sania Mirza started playing @ d age of ..
After that..
Everything in her life changed..
Except d length of her skirt...!!
Lambi Umar ke liya kya karna chahiye...?
Shaadi...!
Us se kya Zindagi Lambi ho jati hai...??
Nahi Lambi lagne lagti hai..!!
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Aaj itni bhi nahi rahi maikhane me
jitni kabhi chhod diya
karte the paimane me...
A Chinese was in hspital, A man went meet him.Chinese said"CHING CHONG,MOU.CHU CHA" & died. Man went china knw d meaning -KAMINE OXYGEN K PIPE SE PAIR hata.
Hasin palo ko fir abad kar rahe the,
chand se tumhari bat kr rahe the,
dil ko bada sukun mila jankar ki aap bhi hame yad kar rahe the ....
Tanha ho kabhi to mujhe dhund lena,
iss duniya se nahi apne dil se puch lena,
pas hi rehte hai aapke,
yaadon se nahi to saath guzre lamho se puch lena.
Apni Aghosh me Roz Chupa lo Mujko,
Ghum-e-Duniya se meri jaan Bacha lo Mujko,
Tum ko De di isharo me ijazat meine,
Maangne se na Miloon to Chura lo Mujko...
Gujri hui zindagi ko kabhi yaad na kar.
taqdeer me jo likha hai uski fariyad na kar.
jo hoga wo hokar rahega.
tu fikar me apni hasi barbad na kar...
Ek Lift ke bahar ek note likha tha_
Ladies ka khas khayal kare
Aur uske neechey likha tha_
Ek waqt me sirf Aadmi chade...
Jahan ki gurbat me sukun nahi ayega,
Gam-e-tohin se kubul nahi ayega.
Maklul ki fitrat he ye kafir,
Dimag fat jayega par ye sher samajh nahi ayega...
Aapki underwear mein kya hai ?
.
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.
.
.
.
.
Elastic hi hoga Naade wali kaun pehnta hai aaj kal.....?
Hotho ki zuban mere aansu kehte hain,
Chup rehte hain phir bhi behte hain...
In aansu ki kismat dekho,
Yeh unke liye behte hai jo aankho me rehte hain.
WO PAL BHI KYA THA JAB AAPKO LOG
"kiss PE kiss" KIYA KARTE THE,
MAGAR AAPKI FUTI KISMAT TO DEKHO
US WAQT AAP "HUGGIES" PAHENA KARTE THE.
Door jaakar bhi unse door jaa na sake..
Kitna roye kisi ko bata na sake..
Dard yeh nahi k hum unhe paa na sake..
Dard yeh hai k hum unhe bhula na sake..
-
Girlfriend - r u sure u love me & no one else...??
Boyfriend - dead sure! I checked d whole list again yesterday...
Dil k bazar me dolat nahi dekhi jaati
pyar ho jaye to
ek saathi par
kyoki pasand ho cheez to keemat nahi lagai-)-))
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I ? ?
I /!;\
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I-?
I /!;\
I JL
I????,
Kanjus ye bhi aapki tarah SMS nahi bhejta tha.
Latka diya
Maun thi kehvay tevu mukh thi na kehvay,
dil thi devay tevu hath thi na devay,
vato thi to badha samje pan je,
Vagar kahye samji jay ej sachu angat kahevay..
Muskaan Aapke phone se milti hai
dil ko raahat Aapke miss call se milti hai.
Ye silsila bandh mat karna.kuyu ki
dhadkan Aapke Sms SE chalti ha
Few min ago,i closd my eyes and i saw u in my dream.
I found u most happiest in this world,
if this the way c u happy,i wish my eyes closed ever...
Sabandho nathi badlata pan sanjogo badlay che,
Bhid vacche jyare snehijan ni khot vartay che,
Tyarej koina sambndh ni,Saachi kimmat samjay che.
Success is like girl it will leave us at any time,
but failure is like a mother it will teach us some important lessons of life....!
Jindgi aap bin ulfat si lagti he,
Ek pal judai mudat si lagti he,
Pehele to ahesas tha par ab to yakin he,
Her lamha aap jaise dosto ki jarurat si lagti he
A successful person can never be defeated by problems!
He masters the situation & defeats the problems! Be a successful person. ...
Beautiful ladki k samne ladka gadhe ke pair ukar bola pranaam.....
Ladki-tumhara bhai hai kya.?
Ladka haan bhabhi ji.......
Baharo ki mehfil suhani rahegi...
Labo par khushi ki kahani rahegi.
chamakte rahenge khushiyo k ye sitare.
Agar Aapke SMS k meherbani Rahegi
FULO ki shuruvat kali se hoti hE,
zindagi ki shuruvat pyar se hoti hE,
pyar ki shuruvat apno se hoti hE
aur
apno ki shuruvat ahesas se hoti hai. .
Love is not the thing hold someones hand
when thousands r with them,
but it is that trust which holds d hand wen
thousands r Against Them.!
A cute thght
those who beliv in gud relation Its nt necesry share every secret btwn true frns,bt d thng is dat watever u share shud b true....!
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