[Gujarati Club] SMS#9

 INCLUDES "NON-VEG" & GUJARATI SMS...

 

 

 

Yaar ki "yaad" har waqt sataygi,

dukh ke waqt "yaari" yaad ayegi,

us din janoge yaar ki "kadar",

jis din is yaar se "jindagi" ruth jayegi.

 

 

 

 

 

Ek bar sardar interview me jata he.

Boss-aapka janam kaha huha?

Sardar-Tiruvnantpuram me.

Boss-spelling batao. Sardarto phir "GOA" me hua tha.

 

 

 

 

 

Thought for the Days

if you call your mother as MUM...

What will you call Mother's younger

sis and elder sis?

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Answer  MINMUM & MAXIMUM

 

 

 

 

Ae khuda nazron ko kuch aisi khudai de,

jidhar dekhu udhar vo dikhai de,

kaash aisi meharbaania   ho aaj hawa me,

usko pukaru aur useeko sunai de.

 

 

 

In this Cruel world

its very difficult

to find

FRIEND with

Beautiful heart

Pure feelings

Attractive personality

&

Stylish looks

So

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Kadar Karo Meri !

 

 

 

 

Duniya me koi kisi ke liye kuch nai karta,

marne vale k sath har koy nai marta,

marne ki to bat dur rahi

yaha to zinda he fir bhi koy yad nai karta.

 

 

 

 

 To succeed, jump as quickly at opportunities as you do at conclusions.

 

 

 

 

Zamanebhar Ki Bato Mai Hume Na Bhula Dena

Kabhi Yaad Aaye To Jara Sa Muskura Dena

Zinda Rahege To Milege Bar Bar Varna

Har DIWALI Mere"Naam Ka Diya Jala dena

 

 

 

Khuda bhi na jane kaise kaise rishtey bana deta hai,

jin ko hum kabhi jaante bhi nahi thhe,

un ko jaan se bhi pyaara  bana deta hai.

 

 

 

 

PYAR shayad zindagi hoti hai,

jo har dil me basi hoti hai,

waise to jee lete hai sabhi akele

magar phir bhi zarurat inki har kisi ko hoti he.....

 

 

 

 

U cn live witout d person who says

"U R MINE"

Bt u can NEVER live witout som who says

"I M YOURS!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

    Thgt for d day_

 

       We cannot

     hold a torch to

  light another's path

         without

  brightening our own...

        Gud day...

 

 

 

 

Jindgi aap bin ulfat si lagti he,

Ek pal judai mudat si lagti he,

Pehele to ahesas tha par ab to yakin he,

Her lamha aap jaise dosto ki jarurat si lagti he

 

 

 

 

 

Ek phul kafi he kabr pe chdane ko,

hazaro phul kam he doli sajane ko,

hazaro khushiya kam he ek gam bhulane ko,

or ek gm kafi hai jindge bhar rulane  k liye.

 

 

 

 

Falak par sitare he jitne,

Utni zindagi ho Aapki,

kisiki nazar na lage,

duniya ki har khushi ho aapki,

Bas yehi dua he Rabse ki har khwaish puri ho Aapki.

 

 

 

 

Zindagi ek aisi chiz he ki jitna jio utna kam he,

Gam aisi chiz he jitna dubo utna kam he,

Aur DOSTI  aisi cheez he jitna nibhavo utna kam he.

 

 

 

 

Life is so short,

So follow some rules

Forgive quickly, Listen patiently,

Love truely,

Laugh loudly &

Never avoid anything that make U smile!

 

 

 

 

 

Phir wohi din hoga,

phir wohi raat hogi,

Lekin Ab na jane phir kab mulakat hogi,

Magar karte rahna SMS,

Tabhi to 'DIL SE DIL KI BAAT HOGI.

 

 

 

 

 

Height of laziness_

Boy-papa  glass pani dedo

Papa-khud lelo

Boy-plz do na

P-agar ab fir manga to thappd dunga

B-ok,jab thappd marne Aao to pani leke ana

 

 

 

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No man in this world  is rich enough to buy his own PAST. So enjoy each moment before it gets beyond reach...

 

 

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Kabi ro k muskraye kabi muskra k roe,

Teri yad jab b ayi tuje bhula k roe

ek tera hi nam tha jise hazar bar likha,

Jitna likh k khush huye Usse jyada mita k roye.

 

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So often, you lose someone by saying,

"I LOVE YOU"

But more often you lose someone, by fearing say,

"I LOVE YOU"...

 

 

 

 

 

 

When luv is only ur weakness ur d strongest person in d world. Luving sum  is very natural but getting luv frm  u love is luck.

 

 

 

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Bej Pal Ni Jindagi  Toy Jeevati Nathi

Ek Pal Khowai Gae  Ne Biji

Sachvati Nathi

 

 

In starting, wife treats man as GOD.. 

Later on,d alphabets get reversed.!

 

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Khub nahi bahut khubsurat he wo,

dil ne jise chaha wo murat he wo,

aaye the meri zindagi me  ajnbi bankar,

aaj hmari zindgi ki zrurat he wo.

 

 

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Hving fnds who can make u  achive gr height is gud.

But hving a fnd who can hold wen u fall fm d grest height is God's gift.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Possesivenes comes wn dere's a fear of losin d loved ones..Not coz dey dont believe in u,it's coz dey dont trust othrs who may take advantage of Ur sweetness.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wrap a rainbow of joy in ur heart.

Let the Sun paint a smile on ur face.

Remove all clouds of doubt & fear &

may you simply have a beautiful day.

 

 

 

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If you want something you never had,

do something you have never done.

Don't go the way life takes you.

Take the life the way you go.

 

 

 

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Socha na tha k kbi apni pehchan hogi,

Dil jiske liye ro sake wesi ulfat hogi.

Ab jannat ki galiyo ka raasta kya dekhe,

Jaha tum ho wahi se jannat shuru hogi

 

 

 

 

Maine khuda se poochha,

"Keemat Kya Hai  Pyaar Ki ?"

Khuda bhi Hass ke bola,

"Aansu Bhari Aankhen Aur Umar Intezaar Ki"...

 

 

 

 

Mana ki aaj hamare saath koi dildaar nahi,

lekin ye mat samajhna ki hamein kisi se pyar nahi,

Kismat ne sab kuch diya hamein sirf diya hamara woh yaar nahi.

 

 

 

 

Na kabhi Tere Hotho se Muskurahat kam Ho,

Teri har KHUVAHISH Hakikat ko Manjur Ho,

agar kabi Ho Jaay Tu mujse khafa A DOST,

khuda Na Kare Hamse aisa KASOOR Ho.

 

 

 

 

Hum use bhul kar ji nahi sakte,

hum use yaad rakh kar b ji nahi sakte,

mar jate kabke unke bina par kya kare,

unko dekhe  bina mar b nahi sakte.

 

 

 

 

Mohabbat wafa k siwa kuch bhi nahi,

duniya gum k siwa kuch bhi nahi,

unke pass hamarey siwa sab kuch he,

per hamarey pass unke siwa kuch bhi nahi...!

 

 

 

 

 

Lady to Shopkeeper-Itna chota sa handbag 20000/-ka?

Shopkeepr ladyBehnji,ye lund ki chamdi ka handbag hai,

thoda hath phero suitcase ban jayega

 

 

 

 

Every starts out with a full bag of luck & an empty bag of experience..

The trick is to fill d bag of experience b d luck runs out...

 

 

 

A LITTLE BOY ASKED - DAD,WHERE DID ALL OF MY INTELLIGENCE COME FROM...??

DAD - WELL SON, U MUST HAVE GOT IT FROM yr MOM,COZ I STILL HAVE MINE...!!

 

 

 

 

Failure is not when yr g/f leaves u...

Its only when...

?

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???

 you leave her virgin.

 

 

 

 

Mera number change hogya hai

 

UNDERWEAR ka

agar kisi ko meri purani UNDERWEAR chaiye ho to le jana...

 

 

 

 

 

Everything about the future is uncertain but one thing

is sure...?

God has already arranged all our tomorrows..

We just have to trust him...!

 

 

The FOUR Looks  Look Back & get Experience..!  Look Forward & see Hope..!  Look Around & find Reality..!  Look Within & find Confidence..  

 

 

 

 

 

Gam ke sagar mein kbhi dub na jana,

Raho pe chal ke manzil n pao to tut na jana,

zindgi mein agar dost ki kami mehsoos ho to

Hum zinda hain ye bhul na jana..!

 

 

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"GOLDEN WORDS"

Kabhi "ZINDGI" me ksi k liye mat "RONA",

Q k wo aapke "ANSUON" k "QABIL"nahi hoga,

Or

"WO" jo is "QABIL" hoga,

Wo aapko "RONE" nahi dega.

 

 

 

New Morning

+

New Aim

+

New Achivement

+

UR Dedication

+

Commitment

==

SUCCESS   Just TRY it  & WIN the day !

 

 

 

The duck looks SMOOTH & CALM on top of d water,

but underneath theres restless PADDLING..

In Life nothing worthwhile comes w/o a struggle..

 

 

 

A good relation

does not depend how good understanding we have..

But it depends on how do we avoid

Mis-understanding..!!

 

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Lamha lamha sanse khatam ho rahi hai,

zindagi mout k pahlu me so rahi hai,

us bewafa se pucho meri MOUT ki wajah,

wo to bus zamane ko dikhane k liye ro rahi hai

 

 

 

Dooriyo ki nahi parwah kiya kijiye,

DiL jab bhi pukaare bula lijiye,

Hum Door jyada nahi AApse;

Bas apni Ankhon ko palkon se mila lijiye..

 

 

 

 

Kisi ke dil me basna bura to nahi,

 kisi ko dil me basana koi khata to nahi,

gunah hai ye zamane ki nazar me to kya hua,

zamane wale bhi koi khuda to nahi..

 

 

 

 

Rab hazar nazar se bachaye aap ko.

Chand taron se sajaye aap ko.

Gham hota hai kya bhool jaye aap .

Rab zindagi me itna hasaye aap ko..

 

 

 

 

Ishq ne hame benaam kar diya,

Har khushi se hame anjaan kar diya,

Hamne kabhi nahi chaha ki ishq hame bhi ho,

Par unki ek nazar ne hame nilaam kar diya..

 

 

 

 

Not all angels have wings,

some have  phones too.

Thats why your angel is txting you right now greeting you

"HELLO" and wishing you to be safe all the time.

 

 

 

 

 

Mohabbat ka Pata Paya Nahi Jata, Kisi DOST ko kabhi Bhulaya Nahi Jata,Tuje Rakha Hai DIL Me Us Jagah Pe DOST,

Jaha Sabhi DOSTO Ko Bithaya Nahi Jata..

 

 

 

A girl wear BLUE bra boy sing

nile nile ambar pe

nd day wear RED boy-lal chhari maidan khari rd day wear NO bra BOY-DO BECHARE BINA SAHARE...

 

 

 

 

 

Puri Botal na sahi,

kam se kam ek Jaam to ho jaaye

Milna na sahi,

Dua Salaam to ho jaaye

Jinki Yaad me Hum Bimaar pade hain,

kam se kam Unhe JUKAAM to ho jaaye.

 

 

 

Dur hote huye b ek rishta nibhate he aap,

Na jane kyu dil ko itna lubhate he aap,

Ye kaisa karisma he aap ka,Jo har baat k saath yaad aate he aap...

 

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tum KYA jano kaise PiLAYi jati hai,

KHOLNE se PAHLE BOTAL HiLAYi jati hai,

phir AAWAZ di jati hai AA jao DARD-e-DiL waLo,

yaha DARD-e-DiL ki DAWA PiLAYi jati hai

 

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Aaj ka tapman hai  degree celcius. Kripaya aap apni underwear me ice daale,varna dono ande amlet hone ki aur mombatti pigalne ki sambhavana hai...

 

 

Teacher - If it takes  men  12 hrs to build a wall, how long wud it take  men to build it...??

NATHU - No time at all maam,its already built by those ...

 

 

 

One liners_

- if you dont believe in oral sex keep yr mouth shut..

- sex is my religion lets pray...

- black HOLES really SUCKs..

 

 

 

- Hacking is like sex..

U get in, u get out & hope that u didnt leave something that can b traced back  u.

- Squirrel who runs up woman's leg dont find nuts..

 

 

 

LADKI  ( Aquarium ko dekh kar boli) hey Ram, ye machaliya itni sundar kyo hoti hain?

LADKA  Kyunki wo KAPADE nahi pahanti...!!

 

 

 

Thought for the lifetime -

If you wait to be happy you will wait forever..

But if you start to be happy you will be happy forever..

So be happy....

 

 

 

 

 

Baarish ki ye pehli rimjhim aap sabko bhot mubarak ho.

ye mehekti hui bunden aap sabki zindagi mein

hamesha muskaan aur dher sari khushiya lae yei dua hai meri!

 

 

 

 

Women have  caves, mountains, bushes, hillocks, jungles, creeks, streams n fresh milk. 

Perfect place to be on a holiday..

 

 

 

Goals are not only necessary to motivate us.

They are essential to really keep us alive.

 

 

 

Sardar ne nayi chaddi li, wo sare gaon ko lungi unchi kar-kar ke dikhata raha,fir Ghar aaya or dekha to

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?

AAILA !!

CHADDI

ALMAARI me hi reh gayi thi.

 

 

 

 

Life is always like a flute

EMPTY and VOID in itself with holes

BUT having  limitless capacity for melodious notes.

 

 

 

UR Dreams will not die,UR plans will not fail,UR destiny wil not be aborted.The desire of ur heart wil b fulfilled

Only if U BELIEVE IN URSELF & AIM HIGH. 

 

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Out Of The Same Paper

V Can Make

A Book,

A Ticket,

A Boat Or

A Plane!

Our Destiny Is Not What V Get But What V Make Out Of What V Have!

 

 

 

Ek hijde ne Viagra Plus kha lee.

Sharir k Andar se Aawaz Aayi

mafi Chaahte Hai.....

Aap ke System me Yeh Suvidha Uplabadh nahi hai.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Kabi ro k muskraye kabi muskra k roe,

Teri yad jab b ayi tuje bhula k roe

ek tera hi nam tha jise hazar bar likha,

Jitna likh k khush huye Usse jyada mita k roye.

 

 

 

 

Sania Mirza started playing @ d age of 16 ..

After that..

Everything in her life changed..

Except  d  length of her skirt...!!

 

 

 

 

Teri dosti ne jindgi ko ek maksad diya he. 

har 'sukh' 'dukh' me mene tera hi name liya he.

Jab bhi japke palke teri to samaj  lena ek dost ne tuje yaad kiya he

 

 

 

Little faith says

"U can do it"

Big faith says

"U will do it"

But Great faith says

"It is done!"

Nothing is imposible when U believe in ur self...!

 

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Milte hai achhe dost sirf khusnasibo ko.

meri kismat se jalna chhod do.

agar tamanna ho milnf ki mere dost se.

to bas apni nazar aaine k taraf mod do.gud night.

 

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Gate of memories will never close.

How much we miss our friends, no knows.

Days will pass like years. We

will remember the memories always in silent tears.

 

 

 

 

COMING together is BEGINING..

KEEPING together is PROGRESS..

LIVING together is LIFE..

DRYING together is LOVE..

but

FEELING together is FRIENDSHIP..

 

 

Ek ____ lady market me_____lene gayi_____lekar uski_____gir gai, usko _____mila usne uski____uthai aur lady ko dee. Only  word fits all. Reply if u r genious

 

 

 

 

ZndGi baDi udaS hE,MujE LaGi pyaS hE,MujE dunyA sE nA kOi aaS hE,MujE kheLNi aTi taasH hE,coW khaTi ghaS hE,mE uskA siR foD dungA,jisnE kahA meRi poeM bakwaS hE

 

 

 

MunnaBhai "Ye kutte poonch kyo hilate hai? Bole to dog tail shaking Y?"

Circuit "Common sense Bhai! Ab poonch kutte ko to nahi hila sakti!...

 

 

 

 

 

Leave something for love..Never leave Love for something... BECAUSE in life,something will leave u,but Love will always live with U.

 

 

 

 

Some joys r better explained in silence, as a smile gets more audible than laughter.I was asked if I enjoyed my frndship with u.I just smiled.

 

 

 You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!

 

 

Just a second, don't misunderstand.

 

CUTE means_

Creating

Useless

Troubles

Everywhere....

 

 

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MATERIALLY we are nothing...

SPIRITUALLY we are everything...

Live within,

be not shaken by outward happenings...

 

 

 

 

Kya andaaz hai,

kya jalve hai,

kya style hai,

   aur

kya smile hai

message to karte nahi

aur garv se kehte ho mere pas mobile hai.....?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The most loveliest life is lived with the person who loves you.

The most loveliest death is dyingin the arms of the  you luv.

 

 

 

 

Na khushi na tamanna rakhte

hai hum,bas apne hi saye ke sang rehte hai hum.

Kaise kahe kaise hai hum,

bas yun samajlo aap khus hai to khus hai hum .

 

 

 

 

Message na bhejkar dil tod diya mera,

ab apna mobile dafna dena,

Kafan na mile to rumal uda dena,

agar koi puche rog kya tha,

NAJRE jhukakar apni kanjusi bata dena.

 

 

 

ICC has decided to shorten the duration of the next world cup..

It will consist of opening ceremony,photo session & presenting d world cup to Australia...!

 

 

 

 

 

Mohabbat ka Pata Paya Nahi Jata,

Kisi DOST ko kabhi Bhulaya Nahi Jata,

Tuje Rakha Hai DIL Me Us Jagah Pe DOST,

Jaha Sabhi DOSTO Ko Bithaya Nahi Jata...

 

 

 

 

Roop ka najara pyar nahi hota,

man chaha sapna sakar nahi hota,

Har kisi par na mar-mitna e dost,

Har kisi ke dil me sachcha pyar nahi hota.

 

 

 

 

Koi vaada nahin fir bhi tera intezaar hai,

judaai ke bavajood bhi tujhse pyar hai,

tere chehre ki udasi de rahi hai gavahi,

mujhse bichad ke tu bhi bekarar hai.

 

 

 

Dard Kafi He Bekhudi k Liye,

Maut Zaruri He Zindgi K Liye.

Kaun Marta He Kisi Ke Liye,

Hum To Zinda Hai Sirf Aap Ki Dosti ke liye.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Rehne de aasma zamin ki talash kar,

sab kuch yahin hai kahin aur na talash kar,

har aarzu puri ho to jine ka kya maza,

jine ke liye bus ek kami ki talash kar.

 

 

 

Aagar koi naya msg hai to usse

jaldi se

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Paper par likh kar Aalmari

mein band kar do, kyoki aapko bhejna to aata nahi.

 

 

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Tips  being hapy in life!

Hate, bt luv more. Argue, bt agree more.

Talk, bt listen more. Punish, bt giv more.

Then al wil luv u more dan u luv dem.

 

 

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Dosti ki  andekhi surat ho aap,

kisiki zindagi ki jarurat ho aap,

khubsurat to Phool bhi bahut hai,

lekin kisi k liye phool se bhi khubsurat ho aap.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sardarin a train Yaar raat bhar nind nahi ayi,upar ki seat mili thi.

Sardarto exchange karna tha na!

SardarKisse karta niche ki seat pe koi nahi tha..

 

 

 

 

Prescription  u

 

A cute litle smile  breakfast

More laughs  lunch

& lots of happines  dinner

MY fee ?

One sms when u r Free..

 

 

 

 

kaha tha k milunga har mod,

har gali, har chorahe k piche.

Par  bar mud k to dekh lia hota,

janaza aur tha tere janaze k piche."

    

 

 

 

 

Plz KISS Me

Jaldi

Koi B Nahi Hai

Karo na

Jaldi Karo Na..

KISS

Means

K-Koi

I-Intresting

S-SMS

S-Send Kro

 

So, KISS Me plz.

 

 

 

 

Khushbu ne phool ko ek ehsas banaya,

Phool ne mali ko kuch khas banaya,

Chahat ne mohabat ko ek pyas banaya,

Mohabat ne kitno ko devdas banaya...

 

 

 

 

Realize things b its  late.

Accept things rather than deny them.

Love people b u loose them.

Life comes just once.

Love it while u live once. 

 

 

 

 

Tumse milkar ho gaya zindgi se pyar

Rah me chhod kar mat jana mere yar

Bin tere hum G na payenge,

TUM nahi hoge to hum,Mar jayenge.

 

 

 

 

Meri jindgi shayd kisi ki nafart hogi,

shayad kisi ki chaht hogi,

muje kbhi akela mat odna mere st,

kyoki teri kami kisi aur se puri nahi hogi..

 

 

 

 

Ham nazro se dur he ankho se nahi,

ham khwabo se dur he khayalo se nahi,

ham dilse dur he dhadkan se nahi,

ham apse dur he apki yado se nahi...

 

 

 

 

Never ignore somebody who cares for U..

 

Bcoz someday U May find that U have lost an uncut diamond wen U were busy colecting shining stones.

 

 

 

 

Aapki tasvir banate hai to aadhuri reh jati hai,

Aapki tasvir banate hai to aadhuri reh jati hai,

Kabhi seeng reh jate hai to kabhi poonchh reh jati hai....

 

 

 

 

Is duniya me  bevfai ki kami nahi

ab suraj ko hi dekhlo aata hai

usha ke sath

raheta hai kiran ke sath

aur jata hai sandhya ke sath !!

 

 

 

 

Tu Nahi Saari Duniya Humse Khafa Hai Jab Apne Hi Nasib Me Pyaar Na Ho To Kaise Kahe Ki Koi Bewafa Hai......

 

 

 

 

 

Aap na Mano Yeh Hakikat He,

Par Dosti Har insan Jarurat He,

Kabhi Aao Hamari Mehfil Me,

Jaan Jaoge Zindagi Kitni Khubsurat He.    

 

 

 

 

"Luck is not in your hands... 

But work is in your hands".. 

"Your work can make luck  but luck can't make UR work".

So always trust UR self.

 

 

 

 

 

Do dost the!

Achhey dost the!

Bahut achhey dost the!

Kafi jyada Achhey dost the!

...To hone de, apne se achhe thodi the...

 

 

 

 

Chand ki chandni madham padh jaye,

phulon ki khushbu fiki padh jaye,

par hamari dosti mahkti rahe,

shayad zindagi k lamhe hi kam padh jaye.

 

 

 

 

Mohabbat ka Pata Paya Nahi Jata,

Kisi DOST ko kabhi Bhulaya Nahi Jata,

Tuje Rakha Hai DIL Me Us Jagah Pe DOST,

Jaha Sabhi DOSTO Ko Bithaya Nahi Jata..

 

 

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Jo rehte he dil me vo juda nahi hote.

Kuch ehsas lafzo se baya nahi hote.

Ek hasrat hai ki apko manaye kabhi,

ek aap he jo hamse kabhi khafa nahi hote.

 

 

 

B marriage_

HE-Yes. At last, It was so hard  wait.  

SHE-Do U want me  leave..?

H-No! Don't ever think about it.

S-Do U luv me.?

H-Of course.

S-Hv U ever cheated on me?

H-No,y U even asking..?

S-Will u kiss me..?

H-Yes..

S-Will u hit me..?

H-NO way!

 

 

 

A woman to dr - wen i was young, wild & unmarried i had  abortions. Now that i m married i can't conceive.

Dr - naturally! d wild don't breed in çaptivity...

 

 

Titanic dub raha tha. gore ne sardar se pucha-jamin kitni dur he? Sardar- km. gore ne samundar me jump laga k pucha-kis taraf? Srdar-NICHE

 

 

 

"GOLDEN WORDS"

Kabhi "ZINDGI" me ksi k liye mat "RONA",

Q k wo aapke "ANSUON" k "QABIL"nahi hoga,

Or

"WO" jo is "QABIL" hoga,

Wo aapko "RONE" nahi dega.

 

 

 

Waqt to hame bhula chuka hai,

Kahi muqaddar bhi hame bhula na de.

Ab pyar ham is liye nahi karte,

Kahi phir se koi hame rula na de..!

 

 

 

 

Sex & golf r d two things you can enjoy even if you r not good at them..

 

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Ishq k Sahare jiya Nahi Karte,

Gum k Pyalo ko Piya Nahi karte,

Kuch Dost Bhosdike aise bhi hote hai,

Jinke Gaand me Ungli na karo to wo yaad bhi kiya Nahi karte

 

 

 

WIFE - kyu ji! Jab bhi me aapke pass aati hu to aap Chasma pehente ho...??

HUSBANd - Doctor ne kaha hai jab SAR DARD aaye to Chasma pehen lena...

 

 

 

E khuda ishq na karna tu bhi dhoka khayega, hum to marke tere paas aayenge par ye bata ki tu kaha jayega

 

 

 

Similarity btwn gandhi , salman & mallika....

Teeno ne kapdo ka tyaag kiya tha..

Ek ne DESH k liye..

Dusre ne ASH k liye...

Tisri ne CASH k liye....!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sarkit- Gandhi     Jayanti k bare me batao.

Munabhai Gandhi mast,solid admi tha,lekin ma kasam apun nahi janta 'JAYANTI' k sath uska kya lafda tha. . . .

 

 

 

Sardar was going on a bike with his beautiful wife.

Tapori sardarji, wife hain ya lover ?

Sardar Oye , lover hogi teri, meri to wife hain....!!

 

 

 

Rab se Aapki khushi mangte hai,

Duaon mein Aapki hansi mangte hai..

Sochte hai kya mangein Aapse??

Chalo Aapki umar-bhar ki Dosti mangte hai..

 

 

 

Hum wo nahi jo matlab se yaad karte hai,

Hm wo hai jo dil se fariyaad karte hai,

Tumhara paigam aye na aye,

par Hm hr ghadi intezar karte Hai.  

 

 

 

Har ek swaas ma tari yaad muku chhu ,

mara thi vadhu viswaas tara ma muku chhu..s

achvje mara Aa viswaas ne,

mara swaas ne tara viswaase muku chhu...

 

 

Teacher Name the thing which carries More weight but has very very Less Weight...?

StudentThat's your..... 'BRA' teacher".

 

 

X'cuse me,agar aap abhi soye nahi ho aur msg padh rahe ho to "". Aur agar aap so gaye ho aur msg subah padoge to fir "" Adjst karle na..

 

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Dil ka dard hume batate kyu nahi,

Dosti ka haq hum par jatate kyu nahi,

Arre mar jaoge yu hi zor laga lagakar,

KABZ hai to KAYAM CHURN khate kyu nahi....??

 

 

 

               ,M"O;,

 ,G"O;,    .R;"N,I;G

 O;,%,D;    __)(__

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Ths is th frnship tree wishin u, GOOD MRN. Hav a Nce Day.

Keep growin like it.

 

 

 

Maun thi kevay tevu mukh thi na kevay,

dil thi devay tevu hath thi nadevay,

vato thi to badha samje pan je,

Vagar kahye samji jay ej sacho MITRA..

 

 

 

An 40 yr old couple were seen fucking furiously up against a fence.

For  30 mins they fucked violently - arms & legs going everywhere until they fell to d ground_

Old woman - Christ! U didnt fuck me like that 20 yrs ago!

Old man -  20 years ago that fuckin Viagra now available in

EYE-DROPS,

 

 

one doesn't get an ERECTION  but one LOOKs hard...

 

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Wats common btwn Rubik's cube & a penis....??

The longer you play with them harder they get....

 

 

 

Wat do you do if you come across a girl in your bed...??

Apologise & wipe it off...!!

 

 

 

chatur Karo vichaar_

 

Mariye toi kharab lage..

ane na mariye toi kharab lage..

bolo e su?

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e..to..

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THIGDU.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Name a person in ur life who is more dan a frnd bt less dan ur love...reply is must..Send it  others n get  know who it is...Plz reply.

 

 

 

Pati film vich rat ik chudel (bhoot) kbhi mere agge kbhi piche..

patni kehri film c       pati   

Apne vyah di movie c...!..-)

 

 

   

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