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Girls vs. Grown Women

 


Girls leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make plans.
Grown women make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he fits

 

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Girls want to control the man in their life.
Grown women know that if he's truly hers, he doesn't need controlling.

 

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Girls check you for not calling them.
Grown women are too busy to realize you hadn't.

 

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Girls are afraid to be alone.
Grown women revel in it-using it as a time for personal growth.

 

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Girls ignore the good guys.
Grown women ignore the bad guys.

 

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Girls make you come home.
Grown women make you want to come home.

 

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Girls worry about not being pretty and/or good enough for their man.
Grown women know that they are pretty and/or good enough for any man.

 

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Girls try to monopolize all their man's time ( I.e., don't want him hanging with his friends).
Grown women realize that a lil' bit of space makes the 'together time' even more special-and goes to kick it with her own friends!

 

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Girls think a guy crying is weak.
Grown women offer their shoulder and a tissue. 

 

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Girls want to be spoiled and 'tell' their man so.
Grown women 'show' him and make him comfortable enough to reciprocate without fear of losing his 'manhood'.

 

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Girls get hurt by one man and make all men pay for it.
Grown women know that that was just one man.

 


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Girls fall in love and chase aimlessly after the object of their affection, ignoring all 'signs'.
Grown women know that sometimes the one you love, don't always love you back-and move on, without bitterness.

 

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Girls will read this and get an attitude.
Grown women will read this and pass it on to other Grown women and their male friends".

 


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  Poems written by husband to wife

 


I wrote your name on sand it got washed.

 

I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. then

 

I wrote your name on my heart & i got Heart Attack.

 

 

 

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God saw me hungry, he created pizza .

 

He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi .

 

He saw me in dark, he created light .

 

He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

 

 

 

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Twinkle Twinkle little star

 

You should know what you are

 

And once you know what you are

 

Mental hospital is not so far.

 

 

 

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The rain makes all things beautiful.

 

The grass and flowers too.

 

If rain makes all things beautiful

 

why doesn't it rain on you?

 

 

 

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Roses are red, Violets are blue

 

monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.

 

Don't feel so angry you will find me there too

 

not in cage but laughing at you.

 


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So long I never realize I don't know the real

 

 

Meaning of family...... ....

 

 

Here Is The Answer ........... FAMILY =

 

(F)ather

(A)nd

(M)other

(I)

(L)ove

(Y)ou

 

 

 

 

 

 

WHY does a woman want to have a HUSBAND?

 

Because:

 

(H)ousing

(U)nderstanding

(S)haring

(B)uying

(A)nd

(N)ever

(D)emanding

 

 

 

Do you know that a simple "HELLO" can be a sweet one?

 

Especially from your love one. (I mean not only from the boyfriend/girlfrien d).

 

The word HELLO means :

 

(H)ow are you?

(E)verything all right?

(L)ike to hear from you

(L)ove to see you soon!

(O)bviously, I miss you...

 

 

This picture was done with one pen stroke. 
It starts on tip of the nose and ends on the bottom. 
 

Look at the copyright date:

 



 





 


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