Barsat ki rat,
bhigi ladki
bhiga badan,
bhigi zulfe,
bhige hont
use nazrein mili to
use dekh kar Esa laga
kaäle aane % sardi thaväni...!
Boys & Girls Get into love bcoz of misunderstanding.
&
they break up bcoz of understanding.
Teacher "Sunny ne dopahar khana khaya" is ka future tense banao...??
Student "Sunny sham ko potty karega" ;-)
If You are Working in a RADIO STATION,
Which Song will You Play if the Dedication is for ME?
Send This all & Get your Song.
Hey. . Dont Forget REPLY ME.:-)
Dil me apki har bat rahegi,
jgah choti hi magar abad rhegi,
chahe ham bulaege jmane ko,
apki ye pyari si dosti hamesha yad rhegi.
FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet
but how U forGive,
Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand,
Not what U see but how U feel,
and not how U Let Go bt how U hold oN!
Ja
Mere
sMs ja...?
Mere
dost
ke pass ja...?
Dhire se
jana...
Shor
Mat MaChana..?
Busy ho
to
Kuch
Mat kehna..?
Free ho
to dhire se
G'MORNing. kehna.
Sardar Sote Waqt Glass Rakhte Hai.
Ek Mein Paani Aur Ek Khaali WHY?
Socho..??
Socho..??
??
??
??
Kyuki Pyaas Lag Bhi Sakti Hai Or nahi bhi...
Vicharto nathi hu pan,
koi vicharwa majbur kari jai che,
Aaj sudhi em nathi samjayu ke,
Nanakda aa dil ma kem aakhe aakhi vyakti utri jay che...!!
Pal ma bhulay te prit na kehvay,
aapni yad na ave to meet na kehvay,
ame tamne SMS karie, ane tame na karo,
e kai manas ni rit na kehvay...
Sardar was sleeping in his room with his wife..
.
.
.
For what r u scrolling down
Let him sleep with his wife.
U carry on with your work !
All d right things are not possible always..
All d possible things are not right always...
Be true to both
Fortunate is the one who has learned to admire, but not to envy.
Sharabi ne doctor se puchha:-Aap meri sharab chhudva sakte ho?
Doctor:- Ha kyu nahi.
Sharabi:-To
People r like stained-glass windows.
Dey sparkle n shne whn d Sun is out,bt whn d drknes sets in,ther true beuty is revled, only if thr's light frm wthin.
The true meaning of life is to plant trees,under whose shade you do not expect to sit.
.....
Shayad us shorgul me aap ko hamari aawaz na sunai de
Ya fir us Roshni ki chamak me hamara chahera na dikhai de
Is liye 5 din pahele aap ko DEEWALI MUBARAK.
Bapu:Ek var hu peshaab karva g'yo to bathroom ma ek Sinh ubho'to
Magan:Pachhi?
BAPU:Pachhi shu?? me Sinh ne kidhu tu peshaab kari le, maare to thai g'yo..!!
Haanji.
kya chahiye?
Kuch dhund rahe ho?
Shayad sms..
Kyun?
aap bhejte Ho kabhi ?;-)
Aati hai,
chali jati hai,
Phir aati hai,
chali jati hai,
To ab aai hai,
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
HAPPY DIWALI.
Asman pe jitne sitare..
(wah wah)
Ankho me jitne ishare..
(wah wah)
Sagar ke jitne kinare..
(wah wah)
utne screw dhile tumhare...ab bolo wah wah...
Dr :Yeh urine sample nahi, apple juice hai !
Santa's wife :Ek phone karu jee?
Dr :why?
Wife : Mere husband ko batana hai, dusri bottle unke tiffin mei chale gayi.
-
Ravan- Bhiksha d do.
Lady-ye LO.
Ravan-Rekha paar karo.(Lady crosd line)
Ravan-Ha ha mai bhikshuk nahi Ravan hu.
Lady-Me SITA nahi Rakhi sawant hu!
SARKIT: Bhai Ye Doctor Log Operation K Time Pe Patient Ko Behosh Kyun Karte He? Munna Bhai: Is Liye K Patient Surgery Sikh Na le...
BHIKARI:Sab Rs.10 dedo coffee pina he
MAN:kyon coffe to Rs.2 ki he
B:Par sab sath me girl friend b he
M:bikari hokar GF banali
B:Nai sab GF ne bikari bana diya he...
Hame apni dosti ka hisaab nahi aata,
aapka palat kar koi jawaab nahi aata,
hum to aapki yaad me sote tak nahi,
or aapko sokar b hamara khwaab nahi aata..
Aapke liye dasho dishaion se,
suKH'
shaNTI'
vijaY'
KIRti'
Maan'
SAMmaN'
sAmRiDhI'
LaxMI
aur
sAFAlta.....
Lekar aaye...
Su-prabhat..
Salon baad na jane kya sama hoga,
Hum sab me se na jane kaun kahan hoga,
Fir milna hua to milenge khwabo mein,
Jaise sukhe gulab milte hai kitabon me.
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Shubh Laabh
yeh subah aapki SHUBH ho..
aur
yeh din apka LAABH se sampann ho...
Kash hame bhi koi yad kar leta,
humse milne ki fariyad kar leta,
hum to yunahi intezar kiya karte he,
kash koi hum se bhi koi dil ki bat kar leta...
Socha Yaad Na Kar K Thoda Tadpaye Apko,
Kisi Or Ka Naam Lekar Jalaye Apko,
Par Koi Chot Apko Lagi To Dard Hame Hoga,
Ab Aap Hi Bataye Kaise Sataye Apko?..
"I hate life"
Somebody said to God...
God replied "Who asked u to love life?
Just love me and life will be beautiful"enjoy every moment of life..
Jitana kamya ek din me gavaya..
Ab to samjo ke anil, mukesh ka market pe he kala shaya...
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