--- On Fri, 11/28/08, Kirit Shah <kiritshah@yahoo.com> wrote:
From: Kirit Shah <kiritshah@yahoo.com>
Subject: Brighten your Day
To: "Rajiv and Anita Bhatt" <snakeriveridaho@yahoo.com>, "Harin Bhayani" <harinbhayani@sbcglobal.net>, "Bharat Bhimani" <doctorbhimani@hotmail.com>, "Priya Bhuptani" <priyabhuptani@yahoo.com>, "Amit and Mita Choksi" <maxamit@gmail.com>, "Jayant Dave" <jayentdave@hotmail.com>, "Rashmi Dave" <rashmi_dave55@hotmail.com>, "Anil and Gita Desai" <anilxgita@yahoo.com>, "Dhiru and Rashmi Desai" <dhirundesai@hotmail.com>, "Randhir Desai" <randhirdesai@yahoo.co.in>, "'shirish desai'" <shirish@csl-plating.com>, "Hemant Gajarawala" <infomax@consultant.com>, "Jatinbhai and Raksha Gajarawala" <mdgaj@aol.com>, "Harshad Gandhi" <hgandhi123@gmail.com>, "Sonal Gandhi" <sonalparikhs@gmail.com>, "Nirav Godiawala" <niravgodiawala@hotmail.com>, "Sarvagna and Jayshri Godiawala" <sngodiawala@hotmail.com>, "Naishad Home" <naishadh@comcast.net>, "Kamlesh and Devyani Jhaveri" <jhaverika@yahoo.com>, "Parmod Jolly" <parmodjolly@hotmail.com>, "Vinod Jolly" <valueappl_1234@yahoo.co.in>, "Chaula Joshi" <chaulaj@yahoo.com>, "Bankim & Zarina Kaji" <casakaji@msn.com>, "Kundi Kapadia" <kumudi@aol.com>, "Nimay Kusumgar" <nimku@hotmail.com>, "Mahendra Meghani" <mahendrameghani@yahoo.com>, "Bhupen Mehta" <bhupenmehta@yahoo.com>, "Jyotin and Neela Mehta" <neelajmehta@yahoo.com>, "Deepak and Meena Mehta" <deepakandmeena@hotmail.com>, "Meena Mehta" <mmehta@ldc.dds.ca.gov>, "Pankaj and Usha Mehta" <chipco@sancharnet.in>, "Maitreya Pankaj Mehta" <akaar56@hotmail.com>, "'yeshwant mehta'" <ilayesh@hotmail.com>, "Mamta and Jitendra Mistri" <mamatamistry@gmail.com>, "Radhe Moonka" <rmoonka@yahoo.com>, "Pankaj and Rupa Nanavati" <pankajrupa@comcast.net>, "Anil Nanavati" <nanavatianil@yahoo.com>, "Mukesh Pandya" <mkpandya2000@yahoo.com>, "Manu and Usha Patel" <mpatel739@comcast.net>, "Chatur and Devindra Patel" <devindra_patel@hotmail.com>, "Rajani and Asha Patel" <rajanipatel1@comcast.net>, "'Suman and Ansuya Patel'" <sumanhpatel@comcast.net>, "Jolly Rajesh" <RJolly2345@aol.com>, "Naishad Saraiya" <naishadh.saraiya@yahoo.com>, "Rashmi and Raksha Shah" <rgshah1942@yahoo.com>, "Ramesh and Sharmishta Shah" <srlnlc2@yahoo.com>, "Bharat Meera Shah" <meerabharat@yahoo.com>, "Dilip Gopa Shah" <dilipashah@yahoo.com>, "chirag j shah" <chiragshreya@rediffmail.com>, "Paresh and Yamini Shah" <anikshah@aol.com>, "Harish H Shah" <hhshah1@yahoo.com>, "Girish and Daksha Shah" <gshah41@gmail.com>, "Harshad and Damu Shah" <hardamu3646@yahoo.co.in>, "Himat and Malti Shah" <maltishah22@aol.com>, "Leena and Raju Shah" <linabenshah@yahoo.com>, "Niranjan and Alka Shah" <niranjan.nirdip@gmail.com>, "Nishith N Shah" <nns0910@yahoo.com>, "Bipin and Nini Shah" <bipinnini@hotmail.com>, "'dilip shah'" <dilip2002shah@yahoo.com>, "Manhar Tanna" <manhartanna@yahoo.com>, "Dilip C Trivedi" <dilipchandulal@yahoo.co.in>, "Harsukh Trivedi MS" <harisaru_37@yahoo.com>, "Gautam and Rajul Valia" <valiaas@bom5.vsnl.net.in>
Date: Friday, November 28, 2008, 2:06 PM
n Male or Female? You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples: |
| | FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. |
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| | PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons. |
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| | TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated |
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| | HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt. |
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| | SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water. |
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| | WEB PAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on. |
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| | TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people. |
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| | EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom. |
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| | HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around. |
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| | THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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|  Kirit Shah |
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