[Gujarati Club] Fw: Superb Definitions !!

--- On Fri, 11/21/08, Kirit Shah <kiritshah@yahoo.com> wrote: From: Kirit Shah <kiritshah@yahoo.com> Subject: Superb Definitions !! To: "Rajiv and Anita Bhatt" <snakeriveridaho@yahoo.com>, "Harin Bhayani" <harinbhayani@sbcglobal.net>, "Bharat Bhimani" <doctorbhimani@hotmail.com>, "Priya Bhuptani" <priyabhuptani@yahoo.com>, "Amit and Mita Choksi" <maxamit@gmail.com>, "Jayant Dave" <jayentdave@hotmail.com>, "Rashmi Dave" <rashmi_dave55@hotmail.com>, "Anil and Gita Desai" <anilxgita@yahoo.com>, "Dhiru and Rashmi Desai" <dhirundesai@hotmail.com>, "Randhir Desai" <randhirdesai@yahoo.co.in>, "'shirish desai'" <shirish@csl-plating.com>, "Hemant Gajarawala" <infomax@consultant.com>, "Jatinbhai and Raksha Gajarawala" <mdgaj@aol.com>, "Harshad Gandhi" <hgandhi123@gmail.com>, "Sonal Gandhi" <sonalparikhs@gmail.com>, "Nirav Godiawala" <niravgodiawala@hotmail.com>, "Sarvagna and Jayshri Godiawala" <sngodiawala@hotmail.com>, "Naishad Home" <naishadh@comcast.net>, "Kamlesh and Devyani Jhaveri" <jhaverika@yahoo.com>, "Parmod Jolly" <parmodjolly@hotmail.com>, "Vinod Jolly" <valueappl_1234@yahoo.co.in>, "Chaula Joshi" <chaulaj@yahoo.com>, "Bankim & Zarina Kaji" <casakaji@msn.com>, "Kundi Kapadia" <kumudi@aol.com>, "Nimay Kusumgar" <nimku@hotmail.com>, "Mahendra Meghani" <mahendrameghani@yahoo.com>, "Bhupen Mehta" <bhupenmehta@yahoo.com>, "Jyotin and Neela Mehta" <neelajmehta@yahoo.com>, "Deepak and Meena Mehta" <deepakandmeena@hotmail.com>, "Meena Mehta" <mmehta@ldc.dds.ca.gov>, "Pankaj and Usha Mehta" <chipco@sancharnet.in>, "Maitreya Pankaj Mehta" <akaar56@hotmail.com>, "'yeshwant mehta'" <ilayesh@hotmail.com>, "Mamta and Jitendra Mistri" <mamatamistry@gmail.com>, "Radhe Moonka" <rmoonka@yahoo.com>, "Pankaj and Rupa Nanavati" <pankajrupa@comcast.net>, "Anil Nanavati" <nanavatianil@yahoo.com>, "Mukesh Pandya" <mkpandya2000@yahoo.com>, "Manu and Usha Patel" <mpatel739@comcast.net>, "Chatur and Devindra Patel" <devindra_patel@hotmail.com>, "Rajani and Asha Patel" <rajanipatel1@comcast.net>, "'Suman and Ansuya Patel'" <sumanhpatel@comcast.net>, "Jolly Rajesh" <RJolly2345@aol.com>, "Naishad Saraiya" <naishadh.saraiya@yahoo.com>, "Rashmi and Raksha Shah" <rgshah1942@yahoo.com>, "Ramesh and Sharmishta Shah" <srlnlc2@yahoo.com>, "Bharat Meera Shah" <meerabharat@yahoo.com>, "Dilip Gopa Shah" <dilipashah@yahoo.com>, "chirag j shah" <chiragshreya@rediffmail.com>, "Paresh and Yamini Shah" <anikshah@aol.com>, "Harish H Shah" <hhshah1@yahoo.com>, "Girish and Daksha Shah" <gshah41@gmail.com>, "Harshad and Damu Shah" <hardamu3646@yahoo.co.in>, "Himat and Malti Shah" <maltishah22@aol.com>, "Leena and Raju Shah" <linabenshah@yahoo.com>, "Niranjan and Alka Shah" <niranjan.nirdip@gmail.com>, "Nishith N Shah" <nns0910@yahoo.com>, "Bipin and Nini Shah" <bipinnini@hotmail.com>, "'dilip shah'" <dilip2002shah@yahoo.com>, "Manhar Tanna" <manhartanna@yahoo.com>, "Dilip C Trivedi" <dilipchandulal@yahoo.co.in>, "Harsukh Trivedi MS" <harisaru_37@yahoo.com>, "Gautam and Rajul Valia" <valiaas@bom5.vsnl.net.in> Date: Friday, November 21, 2008, 2:36 PM   ---               School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays. Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich. Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills. Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters. Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower. Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through 'the minds of either' Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece. Dictionary: A place where success comes before work. Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on. Father: A banker provided by nature.   Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after. Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills. Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read. Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight. Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life. Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth. Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do. Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together. Experience: The name men give to their mistakes. Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions. Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise after death     Kirit Shah