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--- On Thu, 11/27/08, Mukesh Pandya <mkpandya2000@yahoo.com> wrote:
From: Mukesh Pandya <mkpandya2000@yahoo.com>
Subject: [Gujarati Club] FW: Onions and Christmas Trees
To: "Alpa k Shastri" <alpashastri@yahoo.com>, "chirag vyas" <chivyas44@hotmail.com>, "bruce m b" <bruce576691@aol.com>, "Mukund Bhatia" <mbpilot@yahoo.com>, "Shweta Dave" <shvets84@hotmail.com>, "Ghanshyam patel" <gkphemal@yahoo.com>, "gujarati club" <gujaraticlub@yahoogroups.com>, "keith himes" <khimes@hotmail.com>, "Kirit Shah" <kiritshah@yahoo.com>, "Prashant Vyas" <unnatihealth@yahoo.co.in>
Received: Thursday, November 27, 2008, 1:06 PM
--- On Wed, 11/26/08, kirit patel <kenco00@hotmail. com> wrote:
From: kirit patel <kenco00@hotmail. com>
Subject: FW: Onions and Christmas Trees
To: "jayesh patel" <jrsuites@yahoo. com>, "kanti patel" <kvp555@aol.com>, kishdesaiuk@ yahoo.com, mkpandya2000@ yahoo.com
Date: Wednesday, November 26, 2008, 1:28 PM
KEN PATEL 
Date: Wed, 26 Nov 2008 09:38:26 -0500 From: hbhulabhai@gmail. com To: abvi.gpt@gmail. com; kenco00@hotmail. com; vas@lenco.co. nz; veeran@theprecinct. net.au; milanpete@yahoo. com; davidvpatel@ yahoo.com Subject: Onions and Christmas Trees ONIONS & CHRISTMAS TREES
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?"
The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her 20's, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm.
In her 30's to 40's, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.
After 50, they are like onions."
"Onions?" the son asked.
"Yes. You see them and they make you cry." the father replied.
This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?"
The mother smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases.
In his 20's, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard.
In his 30's & 40's, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable.
After he is 50+, it is like a Christmas tree."
"A Christmas tree?" the daughter asked.
"Yes, dear - dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration." v
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