[Fun_4_Amdavadi_Gujarati] Test for Idiocy!

Test for  Idiocy      Below are four ( 4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them       instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately . OK? Let's find out just how clever you really are.... Ready? GO!!! First Question: Y ou are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position       are you in?   ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~   Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are   absolutel! y wrong! If you overtake the second person, you take his place,       so you are second!   Try not to screw up next time.   Now answer the second question,  butdon't take as much time as you took for the first one, OK ?   Second Question:   If you overtake the last person, then you are...?   ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~   Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person? You're not very good at this, are you?   Third Question:   Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only.   Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.     Take 1000 and add 40 to it.. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30.   Add another1000 . Now add 20 . Now add another 1000   Now add10 . What is the total? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~ Did you get 5000 ?           The correct answer is actually              4100. If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!  Today is definitely not your day, is it?   Maybe you'll get the last question right....   ...Maybe. Fourth Question:     Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono.       What is the ! name of the fifth daughter? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~ Did you Answer Nunu?          NO!Of course it isn't.                Her name isMary. Read the question again! Okay, now the bonus round:     I may have sent this one before. I! 'm never sure. Amute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By   imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully   expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is   done. Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of   sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?           ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~           He just has to open his mouth and ask...   It's really very simple.... ! :-)     Dr.Jitendra N. Patel Raj ENT Hospital, 20/25, New Jaganath, Rajkot : 360001 INDIA Mobile: 09824224272 E-Mail : doctorjitendra@yahoo.com Web : www.geocities.com/doctorjitendra

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