Gujarati Club News: [Gujarati Club] Fw: One liners

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> 1. Regular naps prevent old age… especially if you take them while driving.
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> 2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee.
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> 3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
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> 4. They said we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.
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> 5. A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.
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> 6. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
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> 7. Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without… but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.
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> 8. You can't buy love . . but you pay heavily for it.
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> 9. True friends stab you in the front.
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> 10. Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.
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> 11. Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
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> 12. Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
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> 13. My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.
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> 14. Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
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> 15. Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.
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> 16. It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
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> 17. They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.
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> 18. Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.
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> 19. Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something.
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> 20. Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.

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