[Gujarati Club] Read it with a pinch of salt

 

 

 

Read it with a pinch of salt Love Humor? Click to join this group.     Not to offend anyone…….. Read it with a pinch of salt!! ( Funny ) Bengali One Bengali = poet. Two Bengalis = a film society. Three Bengalis = political party. Four Bengalis = two political parties. More than four Bengali's = Countrywide agitation to bring Ganguli into Team ********** Bihari One Bihari = Laloo Prasad Yadav. Two Biharis = booth-capturing squad. Three Biharis = caste killing. Four Biharis = entire literate population of Patna ... ********** Punjabi One Punjabi =100 kg hulk named Pinky. Two Punjabis = Pinky with his bigger brother Twinky. Three Punjabis = assault on the McAloo Tikkis at the local McDonalds. Four Punjabis = combined IQ equal to one. ********** Mallu One Mallu = coconut stall. Two Mallus = a boat race. Three Mallus = Gulf job racket. Four Mallus = oil slick. ********** UP Bhaiyya One UP bhaiyya = a milkman. Two UP bhaiyyas = halwai shop. Three UP bhaiyyas = a fist-fight in the UP assembly. Four UP bhaiyyas = mosque-destruction squad. ********** Gujju One Gujju = share-broker in a Bombay train. Two Gujjus = rummy game in a Bombay train. Three Gujjus = Bombay 's noisiest restaurant. Four Gujjus = stock market scam. ********** Andhraite One Andhraite = chili farmer. Two Andhraites = software company in New Jersey .. Three Andhraites = Naxalite outfit. Four Andhraites = song-and-dance number in a Telugu movie. ********** Kashmiri One Kashmiri = carpet salesman. Two Kashmiris = carpet factory. Three Kashmiris = terrorist outfit. Four Kashmiris = shoot-at-sight order. ********** Tamil-Brahmin One Tam-Brahm = priest at the Vardarajaperumal temple. Two Tam-Brahms = Maths tuition class. Three Tam-Brahms = Queue outside the U.S consulate at 4 a.m. Four Tam-Brahms = Thyagaraja music festival in Santa Clara ********** Mumbaikar One Mumbaikar = footpath vada-pav stall. Two Mumbaikars= film studio. Three Mumbaikars = slum. Four Mumbaikars = The number of people standing on your foot in the train at rush hour. ********** Sindhi One Sindhi = currency racket. Two Sindhis = papad factory. Three Sindhis = duplicate goods shop in Ulhasnagar ... Four Sindhis = Hong Kong Retail Traders Association. ********** Marwari One Marwari = The neighbourhood foodstuffs adulterator. Two Marwaris = 50% of Calcutta Three Marwaris = Finish off all Gujaratis & Sindhis. Four Marwaris = Threaten the Jews as a community. ********** Haryanvi One Haryanavi = tube light Two Haryanavi = agriculture Three Haryannavi= Lathi squad Four Haryanavi = actually just one was enough     ************ Few more nice humors 4 U: 1.  If you love someone 2.  It's all about women  3.  THINKING OUT OF THE BOX 4.  Love Marriage v/s Arranged Marriage (IT Style)  5.  6 weeks , 6 months, 6 years

 

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