| Best divorce letter ever!!!????? > >>> Dear Husband, > >>> > >>> I'm writing you this letter to tell > >>> you that I'm > >>> leaving you forever. > >>> > >>> I've been a good woman to you for > >>> seven years and I > >>> have nothing to show for it. These last > >>> two weeks have > >>> been hell. Your boss called to tell me > >>> that you quit > >>> your job today and that was the last > >>> straw. > >>> > >>> Last week, you came home and didn't > >>> even notice that I > >>> had a new haircut, had cooked your > >>> favorite meal and > >>> even wore a brand new pair of silk > >>> panties. You ate in > >>> two minutes, and went straight to sleep > >>> after watching > >>> all of your shows. > >>> > >>> You don't tell me you love me > >>> anymore; you don't > >>> want > >>> sex or anything that connects us as > >>> husband and wife. > >>> Either you're cheating on me or you > >>> don't love me > >>> anymore; whatever the case, I'm > >>> gone. > >>> > >>> Your EX-wife > >>> > >>> P.S. Don't try to find me. Your > >>> BROTHER and I are > >>> moving away to Spain together! Have a > >>> great life! > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> ************ > >>> ************ > >>> > >>> Dear EX-wife, > >>> > >>> Nothing has made my day more than > >>> receiving your > >>> letter. > >>> > >>> It's true that you and I have been > >>> married for seven > >>> years, although a good woman is a far > >>> cry from what > >>> you've been. I watch my shows so > >>> much because they > >>> drown out your constant whining and > >>> griping. Too bad > >>> that doesn't work. > >>> > >>> I DID notice when you got a hair cut > >>> last week, but the > >>> first thing that came to mind was > >>> 'You look just like a > >>> boy'! Since my mother raised me not > >>> to say anything if > >>> you can't say something nice, > >>> didn't comment. > >>> > >>> And when you cooked my favorite meal, > >>> you must have > >>> gotten me confused with my brother, > >>> because I stopped > >>> eating pork seven years ago. > >>> > >>> About those new silk panties: I turned > >>> away from you > >>> because the ?49.99 price tag was still > >>> on them, and I > >>> prayed that it was a coincidence that > >>> my brother had > >>> just borrowed fifty quid from me that > >>> morning. > >>> > >>> After all of this, I still loved you > >>> and felt that we > >>> could work it out. So when I hit the > >>> lottery for ten > >>> million pounds, I quit my job and > >>> bought us two tickets > >>> to Jamaica ... > >>> > >>> But when I got home you were gone. > >>> > >>> Everything happens for a reason, I > >>> guess. > >>> > >>> I hope you have the fulfilling life you > >>> always wanted. > >>> My lawyer said that the letter you > >>> wrote ensures you > >>> won't get a penny from me. So take > >>> care. > >>> > >>> Signed, > >>> Your EX-husband, Rich As Hell and Free! > >>> > >>> P.S. I don't know if I ever told > >>> you this, but my > >>> brother Carl was born Caroline. I hope > >>> that's not a > >>> problem. > >>> |
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