[Gujarati Club] Long live Bachelors

 
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Long live Bachelors
 
 
 

Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is not the only thing in life !! -Anonymous
 
Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others. -Oscar Wilde
 
Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. -Scottish Proverb
 
I don't worry about terrorism. I was  married for two years. -Sam Kinison

 

Men have a better time than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. -H. L. Mencken

 

When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why. When a tenyear married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.

 

Love is blind but marriage is an eyeopener.

 

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.

 

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back to home always. -Anonymous
 
I asked my wife, " Where do you want to go for our anniversary ?" She said," Somewhere I have never been !"  I told her, " How about the kitchen ?" -Anonymous
 
We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

 

My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours. That was only for the estimate. -Anonymous
 
She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.  -Anonymous

 

She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" Following her down the street I yelled, "No, jump in." -Anonymous

 

Badd Teddy recently explained to me why he refuses to get to married. He says "the wedding rings look like miniature handcuffs....."

 

A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly parted mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating,  'Why did u have to die? Why did you have to die?" 
 
The first man approached him and said, "Sir, I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain in is more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so? Deeply? A child? A parent?"
 
The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied "My wife's first husband."
 
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife yelling at the frontdoor, who do you let in first? The Dog of course... At least he'll shut up after u let him in!  -Anonymous
 
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a coin.

 

The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled " It really works ! "
 
Forward this to all your Bachelor
Friends... :)

 

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