[Gujarati Club] 26 reasons ( humOr )

 

26 reasons   Love Humor & Jokes? Click here to Join Group...       26 REASONS WHY MEN HAVE 2 DOGS AND NOT TWO WIVES     1. The later you come home the more excited your dogs are to see you.   *********   2. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.   *********   3. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don`t hate it.   *********   4. Dogs don`t notice if you call them by another dog`s name.   *********   5. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.   *********   6. A dog`s parents never visit.   *********   7. Dogs do not hate their bodies.   *********   8. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.   *********   9. Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet or desk.   *********   10. Dogs seldom outlive you.   *********   11. Dogs can`t talk.   *********   12. You never have to wait for a dog; they`re ready to go 24 hours a day.   *********   13. Dogs find you amusing when you`re drunk.   *********   14. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.   *********   15. Another man will seldom steal your dog.   *********   16. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"   *********   17. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.   *********   18. A dog will let you put a studded collar and a leash on it without calling you a pervert.   *********   19. A dog won`t hold out on you to get a new car.   *********   20. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don`t get mad. They just think it`s interesting.   *********   21. On a car trip, your dog never insists on running the heater.   *********   22. Dogs don`t let magazine articles guide their lives.   *********   23. When your dog gets old, you can have it put to sleep.   *********   24. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.   *********   25. Dogs are not allowed in Maceys, Bloomingdales or Neiman-Marcus.   *********   And, last but not least:   26. If a dog leaves, it won`t take half of your stuff.   *********   More Jokes & Humor for U !-) ( click on the links below )    | HR = HIGH RISK  | Send it to your boss  | Softwarism !!  | Exam Special  |   | Ideal 'ORKUT' profile of a Software Engineer.  | Rhyming couplets  | Rajnikanth facts  |   ..........................................................................................   Love More Cool Mails?  Must Join Group ! Forward this mail to Your Friends If You Liked... !    funlok.com Get Website Updates via email ...

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