[Gujarati Club] Cool One Liners

 

Cool One Liners    Love Humor & Jokes? Click here to Join Group...       If you're too lazy to start anything, you may get a reputation for patience.    .......   I'm on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it.   .......   I talk to myself because I like dealing with a  better class of people.   .......   Never try to drown your troubles... Especially if he can swim.   .......   Smile, it makes people wonder what you're thinking.   .......   Don't be so open-minded your brains fall out.   .......   A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a work station.   .......   By the time a man realizes that his father was usually right, he has a son who  thinks he's usually wrong.   .......   Teachers are those who help us in resolving problems which, without them,  we wouldn't have.   .......   There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.   .......   Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.   .......   There are three sides to every argument: your side,my side and the right side.   .......   An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.   .......   When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.   .......   Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.   .......   They say hard work never killed anyone, but why take the chance.   *******   More Jokes & Humor for U !-) ( click on the links below )    | DICTIONARY FOR MEN/WOMEN  | Sick Leave Policy  | Quotes about Wives  | Dog Logic |   | Life Before Computers!  | WORK Virus  | Casual Day | Funny Thoughts On Exercise  |   ..........................................................................................   Love More Cool Mails?  Must Join Group ! Forward this mail to Your Friends If You Liked... !

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