[Gujarati Club] India's integrity in Diversity ( MUST READ & LAUGH )

 

India's integrity in diversity   Love Humor & Jokes? Click here to Join Group...       Bengali   One Bengali = poet. Two engalis = a film society. Three Bengalis = political party. Four Bengalis = two political parties. More than four Bengali's = Countrywide agitation to bring Ganguli into Team.   ******   Bihari   One Bihari = Laloo Prasad Yadav. Two Biharis = booth-capturing squad. Three Biharis = caste killing. Four Biharis = entire literate population of Patna.   ******   Mallu   One Mallu = coconut stall. Two Mallus = a boat race. Three Mallus = Gulf job racket. Four Mallus = oil slick.   ******   UP Bhaiyya   One UP bhaiyya = a milkman. Two UP bhaiyyas = halwai shop. Three UP bhaiyyas = a fist-fight in the UP assembly. Four UP bhaiyyas = mosque-destruction squad.   ******   Gujju   One Gujju = share-broker in a Bombaytrain. Two Gujjus = rummy game in a Bombaytrain. Three Gujjus = Bombay's noisiest restaurant. Four Gujjus = stock market scam.   ******   Andhraite   One Andhraite = chili farmer. Two Andhraites = software company in New Jersey. Three Andhraites = Naxalite outfit. Four Andhraites = song-and-dance number in a Telugu movie.   ******   Kashmiri   One Kashmiri = carpet salesman. Two Kashmiris = carpet factory. Three Kashmiris = terrorist outfit. Four Kashmiris = shoot-at-sight order.   ******   Tamil-Brahmin   One Tam-Brahm = priest at the Vardarajaperumal temple. Two Tam-Brahms = Maths tuition class. Three Tam-Brahms = Queue outside the U.S consulate at 4 a.m. Four Tam-Brahms = Thyagaraja music festival in Santa Clara.   ******   Mumbaikar   One Mumbaikar = footpath vada-pav stall. Two Mumbaikars = film studio. Three Mumbaikars = slum. Four Mumbaikars = The number of people standing on your foot in the train at rush hour.   ******   Sindhi   One Sindhi = currency racket. Two Sindhis = papad factory. Three Sindhis = duplicate goods shop in Ulhasnagar. Four Sindhis = Hong Kong Retail Traders Association.   ******   Marwari   One Marwari = The neighbourhood foodstuff adulterator. Two Marwaris = 50% of Calcutta. Three Marwaris = Finish off all Gujaratis & Sindhis. Four Marwaris = Threaten the Jews as a community.   ******   Haryanvi   One Haryanavi = tube light Two Haryanavi = agriculture Three Haryannavi= Lathi squad Four Haryanavi = actually just one was enough   ******   More Jokes & Humor for U !-) ( click on the links below )    | Some humorus sign ads  | What is marketing  | A poem by a Bengali school teacher  |   | Smiles from kids..  | Rules for Male  | SUMMER CLASSES FOR MEN  | MALAYALI INGLISH  |   ..........................................................................................   Love More Cool Mails?  Must Join Group ! Forward this mail to Your Friends If You Liked... !

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