[Gujarati Club] Interview

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Interview   Love Humor & Jokes? Click here to Join Group...       Story I   E: Do u have a boyfriend? C: I have.   E: Is he working Locally? C: No. He is working Overseas.   E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u ! C: Why?   E: U will not be able to settle down here permanently. And my Company don't want to pay extra expenses on the Overseas calls just because of u.   *********   Story II   E: Any girl friends? C: No.   E: So far chased any before? C: Have, but not successful.   E: Ever think of getting a job first then start looking for a girlfriend? C: Career is first priority. Currently didn't want to consider This personal issue.   E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u. C: Why?   E: You are lacking of P.R skills and confidence!!   *********   Story III   E: Any girlfriends? C: Yes.   E: Is she pretty? C: Not quite.   E: Sorry, my company cannot employ you. C: Why? Will this affect your company's reputation?   E: No, it does not affect the company's reputation but because My company is dealing with arts, our company requested an artist.   *********   Story IV   E: Any girlfriends? C: Yes.   E: Is she pretty? C: yes   E: Is she your first lover? C: Yes.   E: Sorry, we can't employ you because you lack of fighting spirit.   *********   Story V   E: Any girlfriends? C: Yes.   E: Is she your first lover? C: No. Have a few already.   E: Sorry, my company cannot employ you because you are a "grasshopper"! (Job hoper lah!)   *********   Story VI   E: Any boyfriends? C: Yes.   E: Is he rich? C: No.   E: Then sorry, my company cannot employ you because our Company is dealing with money and you will seduce.   *********   Story VII   E: Any boyfriends? C: Yes.   E: Is he rich ? C: Yes, very rich.He owns a company.   E: Sorry, we cannot employ you because your boyfriend don't Even want to employ you, neither do we! C: But,...... There is no position in his company.   E: Then,..... What is your qualification? C: Secretary!   E: Sorry, we still cannot employ you because your prettiness Will affect your managers' working spirits. C: But,...... I am not pretty at all.   E: It is even worse because my managers will not be interested In you!!   *********   More Jokes & Humor for U !-) ( click on the links below )    | Chilly Question & Ans.  | Great Sayings On Marriage  | Some funny lines  |   | Innocent Questions  | God as Computer Programmer  | SCIENCE EXAM  |   ..........................................................................................   Love More Cool Mails?  Must Join Group ! Forward this mail to Your Friends If You Liked... !

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