[Gujarati Club] Its all about Wives

 

Its all about Wives   Love Humor & Jokes? Click here to Join Group...       My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way.     ************   My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.     ************   A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.     ************     I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was water in the carburetor."   I asked her, "Where's the car?"   She replied, "In the lake."     ************     The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.     ************     I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.     ************     My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate.   So I got myself two girlfriends.     ************     Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.     ************     A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"   The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."     ************     A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted."   The next day he received a hundred letters.   They all said the same: "You can have mine."     *************     It's not true that married men live longer than single men.   It only seems longer.     *************     Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.     *************     A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can ask for whatever he wants, but his mother-in-law gets double of what he gets.   The man thinks for a moment and says, Okay, give me a million dollars and beat me till I'm half dead."     **************     The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.     **************     ...............................................................................................................................   More Jokes & Humor for U !-) ( click on the links below )    | 100 Reasons Why It's Great To Be A Woman  | Thoughts to think about  | Cash Withdrawal from ATM  |   | 100 Cool Things About Being A Guy  | Difference between appraisal and resignation  |   ...............................................................................................................................   Love More Cool Mails?  Must Join Group ! Forward this mail to Your Friends If You Liked... !

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