A bear, a lion and a pig meet.
Bear says: "if I roar in the forest, the entire forest shivers with fear."


Lion says: "if I roar in the jungle, the entire jungle is afraid of me."

Pig says: "Big deal.... I only have to cough, and the entire planet lives in fear............. ......... ......... ....known swine flue........ ......... ......... ..