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These are genuine clips from British Council house tenants complaining to the Council about problems with their houses.
· My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus growing in it.
· He's got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just can't take it anymore.
· It's the dogs' mess that I find hard to swallow.
· I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off.
· I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage.0D
· &n bsp; I have had the clerk of works down on the floor six times but I still have no satisfaction.
· This is to let you know that our lavatory seat is broke and we can't get BBC2.
· And their 18-year-old son is continually banging his balls against my fence.
· =2 0 I wish to report that tiles are missing from the outside toilet roof. I think it was bad wind the other night that blew them off.
· My lavatory seat is cracked, where do I stand?
· I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is coming away from the wall.
· Will20you please send someone to mend the garden path? My wife tripped and fell on it yesterday and now she is pregnant.
· I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen.
· 50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster and 50% are plain filthy.
· I am still having problems with smoke in my new drawers.20
· The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is cleared.
· Will you please send a man to look at my water; it is a funny colour and not fit to drink..
· Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces.
· I want to complain about the farmer across the road; every morning at
6am his c*ck wakes me up and it's now getting too much for me.
· The man next door has a large erection in the back garden, which is unsightly and dangerous.
· Our kitchen floor is damp. We have two children and would like A third so please send someone round to do something a bout it.
· I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would you please do something about the noise made by the man on top of me every night.
· Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job and satisfy my wife.
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Have a great day...
Stella
THOUGHT OF THE DAY
Some people are like slinkies,
They don't really have a purpose,
But they still bring a smile to your face
When you push them down the stairs.
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