Gujarati Club News: Enjoy!

--- On Wed, 6/10/09, Mukesh Pandya <mpandya46@yahoo.com> wrote:

From: Mukesh Pandya <mpandya46@yahoo.com>
Subject: Fw: Enjoy!
To: "mukesh pandya" <mkpandya2000@yahoo.com>
Date: Wednesday, June 10, 2009, 12:43 PM

----- Forwarded Message ----
From: Kirit Shah <kiritshah@yahoo.com>
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Sent: Wednesday, June 10, 2009 11:31:26 AM
Subject: Enjoy!

Dear friends enjoy this
One Line Humor
> >
> > [1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take
> > them while driving.
> >
> > [2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are
> > a referee.
> >
> > [3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is
> > always right and the other is the husband!
> >
> > [4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I
> > tried - but they wanted cash.
> >
> > [5] A child's greatest period of growth is the month
> > after you've purchased new school uniforms.
> >
> > [6] Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
> >
> > [7] Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry
> > the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do,
> > you'll regret it later..
> >
> > [8] You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.
> >
> > [9] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not
> > vote.
> >
> > [10] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting
> > before you get tired.
> >
> > [11] Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to
> > her or she'll take it anyway.
> >
> > [12] My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong
> > and she agrees with me.
> >
> > [13] Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job
> > to others.
> >
> > [14] Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.
> >
> > [15] A successful marriage requires falling in love many
> > times, always with the same person.
> >
> > [16] You're getting old when you enjoy remembering
> > things more than doing them.
> >
> > [17] It doesn't matter how often a married man changes
> > his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
> >
> > [18] Real friends are the ones who survive transitions
> > between address books.
> >
> > [19] Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents
> > have done it for you.
> >
> > [20] Wise men talk because they have something to say;
> > fools talk because they have to say something
> >
> > [21] They call our language the mother tongue because the
> > father seldom gets to speak!
> >
> > [22] Man: Is there any way for long life?
> > Dr: Get married.
> > Man: Will it help?
> > Dr: No, but then the thought of long life will never come.
> >
> >
> >
> > [23]Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
> > It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands
> > before the fight begins!
> >
> > [24]Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we
> > do?
> > Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2
> > minutes.
> >
> > [25]It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs
> > Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better
> > or being murdered.
> >
> > [26]There is only one perfect child in the world and every
> > mother has it.
> >
> > [27]There is only one perfect wife in the world and every
> > neighbor has it!

Kirit Shah