Gujarati Club News: hasna maana haii] [12 Attachments]

[Attachment(s) from Mukesh Pandya included below]

--- On Thu, 6/4/09, Mukesh Pandya <mpandya46@yahoo.com> wrote:

From: Mukesh Pandya <mpandya46@yahoo.com>
Subject: Fw: hasna maana haii]
To: "mukesh pandya" <mkpandya2000@yahoo.com>
Date: Thursday, June 4, 2009, 10:26 AM

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Subject: hasna maana haii]

Sardarji: I divorced my wife on d 1st nite.
Frnd: Why?
Sardar: I saw d lebel on her panties, "Tested OK by Mafatlal & Sons."

2. Sardar: Yaar meri biwi paani se bahut darti hai.
Frnd: Tujhe kaise pata?
Sardar: Dopahar ko ghar aaya to woh bathtub mein security guard k sath naha rahi thi.

3. Blood test k liye ek nurse ne ek sardar ki ungli se blood lene k baad ungli chusi, sardara hasa.
Nurse: Kyun hasa?
Sardar: Iske baad urine test hai.

4. Husband & wife having dinner together.
Wife: Darling, tell me something that would make me both happy & sad.
Husband: Ur nipples r bettr than ur sister's!

5. Suhag raat pe husband ne wife ko 500 ka note deke kaha- Humne yeh kam kabhi free mein nahin kia.
Wife ne 200 wapas deke kaha- Humne bhi apno se kabhi jyada nahin liya.

6. Judge: Can u tell me d exact place where dis man raped ur wife?
Sardar lifted Sardarni's saari & undrwr & said, "Here, my lord, here."

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Sardarji: I divorced my wife on d 1st nite.
Frnd: Why?
Sardar: I saw d lebel on her panties, "Tested OK by Mafatlal & Sons."

2. Sardar: Yaar meri biwi paani se bahut darti hai.
Frnd: Tujhe kaise pata?
Sardar: Dopahar ko ghar aaya to woh bathtub mein security guard k sath naha rahi thi.

3. Blood test k liye ek nurse ne ek sardar ki ungli se blood lene k baad ungli chusi, sardara hasa.
Nurse: Kyun hasa?
Sardar: Iske baad urine test hai.

4. Husband & wife having dinner together.
Wife: Darling, tell me something that would make me both happy & sad.
Husband: Ur nipples r bettr than ur sister's!

5. Suhag raat pe husband ne wife ko 500 ka note deke kaha- Humne yeh kam kabhi free mein nahin kia.
Wife ne 200 wapas deke kaha- Humne bhi apno se kabhi jyada nahin liya.

6. Judge: Can u tell me d exact place where dis man raped ur wife?
Sardar lifted Sardarni's saari & undrwr & said, "Here, my lord, here."

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