| A NUN WAS SITTING AT THE AIRPORT,
WAITING FOR HER FLIGHT TO CHICAGO .
SHE LOOKED OVER IN THE CORNER AND
SAW ONE OF THOSE WEIGHT MACHINES
THAT TELLS YOUR FORTUNE AND THOUGHT
TO HERSELF, 'I'LL GIVE IT A TRY
AND SEE WHAT IT TELLS ME.'
SHE WENT OVER TO THE MACHINE,
STEPPED UP ON THE SCALE AND PUT
HER NICKEL IN, OUT CAME A CARD THAT READ,
'YOU ARE A NUN, YOU WEIGH 128 LBS,
AND YOU ARE GOING TO CHICAGO .'
THE NUN SAT BACK DOWN. SHE TOLD
HERSELF THAT THE MACHINE PROBABLY
GIVES THE SAME CARD TO EVERYONE.
THE MORE SHE THOUGHT ABOUT IT THE MORE
CURIOUS SHE GOT SO SHE DECIDED
TO TRY IT AGAIN SHE WENT BACK
TO THE MACHINE AND AGAIN PUT
HER NICKEL IN, AND OUT CAME
A CARD THAT READ:
'YOU ARE A NUN, YOU WEIGH 128 LBS,
YOU ARE GOING TO CHICAGO AND
YOU ARE GOING TO PLAY A FIDDLE.'
THE NUN SAYS TO HERSELF,
'I KNOW THAT IS WRONG,
I HAVE NEVER PLAYED A MUSICAL
INSTRUMENT EVEN ONCE IN MY LIFE.'
SHE SAT BACK DOWN.
FROM OUT OF NOWHERE A COWBOY CAME OVER
AND SAT DOWN, PUTTING HIS FIDDLE CASE
ON THE SEAT BETWEEN
THEN. WITHOUT THINKING,
SHE OPENED THE COWBOY'S CASE,
TOOK OUT THE FIDDLE, AND STARTED
PLAYING BEAUTIFUL MUSIC..
SURPRISED AT WHAT SHE HAD DONE,
SHE LOOKED OVER AT THE MACHINE,
THINKING, 'THIS IS INCREDIBLE, I'VE GOT TO TRY THIS AGAIN.'
BACK TO THE MACHINE SHE WENT,
PUT IN ANOTHER NICKEL, AND ANOTHER
CARD CAME OUT. IT READ,
'YOU ARE A NUN, YOU WEIGH 128 LBS , YOU ARE GOING TO CHICAGO AND YOU
ARE GOING TO BREAK WIND.'
NOW SHE KNOWS THE MACHINE IS WRONG , AS SHE THOUGHT TO HERSELF,
'I'VE NEVER BROKEN WIND IN PUBLIC
A SINGLE TIME IN MY LIFE.'
BUT GETTING DOWN OFF THE MACHINE
SHE SLIPPED,AND AS SHE WAS STRAINING
TO KEEP HERSELF FROM FALLING TO
THE FLOOR, SHE BROKE WIND.
ABSOLUTELY STUNNED, SHE SAT BACK DOWN
AND LOOKED AT THE MACHINE.
SHE SAID TO HERSELF,
'THIS IS TRULY REMARKABLE. I'VE GOT TO TRY
THIS AGAIN.'SHE WENT BACK TO THE
MACHINE,PUT IN ANOTHER NICKEL
ANd ANOTHER CARD CAME OUT.
'YOU ARE A NUN, YOU WEIGH 128 LBS,
YOU HAVE FIDDLED AND FARTED AROUND
AND MISSED YOUR FLIGHT TO CHICAGO ' | 
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