Good One To Laugh

dear member  stopped mail from this group as i an going to out of india. i am not able to attend te mail.. pls do needful. thanks for fruit full information. sanjay patel mob:9998989013 --- On Thu, 14/5/09, Saharika V1982 <shweta.p1986@gmail.com> wrote: From: Saharika V1982 <shweta.p1986@gmail.com> Subject: [Gujarati Club] Good One To Laugh To: Date: Thursday, 14 May, 2009, 11:06 AM   Good One To Laugh   Love Humor & Jokes? Click here to Join Group...     1. A  FOOLish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man  tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are  CLOSED.   2.  One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption : Before  Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD, After Marriage - Drink whenever you  are HAPPY   3.  Three FASTEST means of Communication : 1.  Tele-Phone 2.  Tele-Vision 3.  Tell to Woman Need  still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.   4.  Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends.   5. A  man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and  Best Woman. Next  moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him. Moral  : BE SPECIFIC   6.  What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ? It  is when your Girl Friend says YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your Friends.   7.  Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a forest. They  see an ELEPHANT coming towards them. Ant 1 says : we should  KILL him. Ant  2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone. Ant 3 says : No, we  will just  throw him away from our path. Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE  him because  he is ALONE and we are FOUR.   8.  If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life. If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your  life.   9.  Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their  MISTAKE. Answer  : On their MARRIAGE.   10.  When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from  Darkness. Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness -  Please PAY  the  ELECTRICITY BILL.   11.  Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women. Because per Constitution,  you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake.   12.  "A Ship is always safe at the shore - but that is NOT what it is built for" -  Albert Einstein   ******   More Jokes & Humor for U !-) ( click on the links below )    | Long live Bachelors  | Great Doctor  | 12 Step Internet Recovery Program  |   | INTERNET SAYINGS  | Living in 2007  | Wife vs Saali. | Honest answer |   ............ .......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... .......   Love More Cool Mails?  Must Join Group ! Forward this mail to Your Friends If You Liked... !

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