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> These were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the
> actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a great sense
> of humour (not to mention a low tolerance threshold for cretins!)
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> Q: *Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on TV,
> how do the plants grow? (**UK** ).**
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> A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them
> die.
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> Q: *Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (**USA**)*
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> A:Depends how much you've been drinking.
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> Q:*I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow the railroad tracks?
> (**Sweden**)
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> A: Sure, it's only three thousand miles, take lots of water.
> ____________
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> Q: *Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Australia? Can you send me a list
> of them in Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville and Hervey Bay? (**UK**)*
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> A: What did your last slave die of?
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> Q:*Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia? (*USA)
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> A: A-Fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe .
> Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the Pacific which does not
> ... Oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Kings
> Cross. Come naked.
> ____________
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> Q:*Which direction is North in** **Australia? (**USA**)*
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> A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and
> we'll send the rest of the directions.
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> Q: *Can I bring cutlery into Australia? (**UK**)*
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> A:Why? Just use your fingers like we do...
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> Q:*Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (*USA)
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> A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is Oh
> forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Kings
> Cross, straight after the hippo races. Come naked.
> ____________
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> Q: *Can I wear high heels in Australia? (**UK**)*
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> A: You are a British politician, right?
> ____________
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> Q:*Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is milk available all year round? (*
> *Germany**)*
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> A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/gatherers. Milk is
> illegal.
> ____________
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> Q:*Please send a list of all doctors in Australia who can Dispense
> rattlesnake serum. (**USA**)*
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> A: Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca which is where YOU come from All
> Australian snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make
> good pets.
> ____________
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> Q:*I have a question about a famous animal in Australia , but I forget its
> name. It's a kind of bear and lives in trees. (**USA**)*
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> A: It's called a Drop Bear. They are so called because they drop out of Gum
> trees and eat the brains of anyone walking underneath them. You can scare
> them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.
> ____________
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> Q:*I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you
> tell me where I can sell it in Australia (**USA**)*
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> A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.
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> Q:*Do you celebrate Christmas in Australia? (**France**)
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> A: Only at Christmas.
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> Q: *Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (*USA)
> A: Yes, but you'll have to learn it first
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