[Gujarati Club] My 5 new boyfriends BY***aSh***

MY FIVE NEW BOYFRIENDS!!!...aSh...  

I am seeing 5 gentlemen every day

As soon as I wake up,
 
Will Power
 helps me get out of bed  

Then I go to see 
John   .  

Then 
Charlie Horse  comes along,  
& when he is here, he takes a lot of my time & attention.
 

When he leaves,  
Arthur Ritis  
Shows up & stays the rest of the day..
 
He doesn 't like to stay in one place very long,
 
So he takes me from joint to joint
 

After such a busy day, I'm really tired & glad
 
To go to bed with
  Ben Gay .  
What a life!
   Oh, yes, I'm also flirting with Al Zymer  


And thinking of calling 
JACK DANIELS 
     or JOHNNY WALKER
to come and keep me company...aSh...
 Now  remember:  

Life is like a roll of toilet paper ...the closer it gets to the end
 the faster it goes...aSh...  
          So have fun, think 'good thoughts' only
 learn to laugh at yourself and 'Count your blessings!!!!!



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