Gujarati Club News: [Gujarati Club] Fw: MEDICAL TERMINOLOGY

--- On Mon, 3/15/10, Mukesh Pandya <mpandya46@yahoo.com> wrote:

From: Mukesh Pandya <mpandya46@yahoo.com>
Subject: Fw: MEDICAL TERMINOLOGY
To: "mukesh pandya" <mkpandya2000@yahoo.com>
Date: Monday, March 15, 2010, 8:33 AM

----- Forwarded Message ----
From: Kirit Shah <kiritshah@yahoo.com>
Sent: Fri, March 12, 2010 11:38:36 AM
Subject: MEDICAL TERMINOLOGY

Hilarious!

Kirit Shah

All the doctors will know this, of course!!!!!!!!!!
Enjoy

Subject: MEDICAL TERMINOLOGY

ANSWER MEDICAL TERMINOLOGY

Have you heard of Devji Dawawala applying to a medical school to become a doctor?
Needless to say he never made it.
These are the answers he wrote in his entrance exam:

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Antibody - against everyone

Artery - The study of the paintings.

Bacteria - back door to a cafeteria.

Caesarean section - a district in Rome.

Cardiology - advance study of poker playing.

Cat scan - searching for lost kitty.

Chronic - neck of a crow.

Coma - punctuation mark.

Cortisone - area around local court.

Cyst - short for sister.

Diagnosis - person with slanted nose.

Dilate - the late British Princess Diana.

Dislocation - in this place.

Duodenum - couple in blue jeans.

Enema - not a friend.

Fake labour - pretending to work.

Genes - blue denim.

Hernia - she is close by.

Impotent - distinguished/well known.

Labour pain - hurt at work.

Lactose - people without toes.

Lymph - walk unsteadily.

Microbes - small dressing gown.

Obesity - city of Obe.

Pacemaker - winner of Nobel peace prize.

Proteins - in favour of teens.

Pulse - grain.

Pus - small cat.

Red blood count - Dracula.

Secretion - hiding anything.

Tablet - small table.

Ultrasound - radical noise.

Urine - opposite of you're out.

Varicose - very close.

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WERY WERY VITTY!!!!!!

I read these once, and I thought I got them all. But I didn't!

When I read them again I realised some answers were a bit tricky and I hadn't got it first time! Then I enjoyed them even more!

vg

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