--- On Fri, 3/19/10, Mukesh Pandya <mpandya46@yahoo.com> wrote:
From: Mukesh Pandya <mpandya46@yahoo.com>
Subject: Fw: Sardar strikes again!
To: "mukesh pandya" <mkpandya2000@yahoo.com>
Date: Friday, March 19, 2010, 8:57 AM
----- Forwarded Message ----
From: Kirit Shah <kiritshah@yahoo.com>
Sent: Tue, February 23, 2010 1:27:32 PM
Subject: Sardar strikes again!
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SADARJI bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said, 'My Mobile No. Has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610'
SADARJI : I am Proud, coz my son is in Medical College ...
Friend: Really, what is he studying?
SADARJI : No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.
SADARJI : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night. DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
SADARJI : Can I take it tomorrow, tonight is final game.
SADARI : If I die, will you remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will you remarry?
SADARJI : No, I'll also stay with your sister.
SADARJI complained to the police: 'Sir, all items are missing, except the TV in my house.'
Police: 'How the thief did not take TV?'
SADARJI : 'I was watching TV news...'
SADARJI comes back to his car & find a note saying 'Parking Fine'
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for the compliment.'
SADARJI in a bar and his cellular phone rings.
He picks it up and Says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'
SADARJI : Why are all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup
SADARJI - If only the winner will get the cup, why others are running?
Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense.
SADARJI : The future tense is 'you will go to jail'
Sardar:* My mobile bill how much?*
Call centre girl:* Sir, just dial 123 from your mobile to know current bill status*
Sardar:* Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL. *
Sardar: *I think that girl is deaf..*
Friend:* How do you know?*
Sardar: *I told I Love her, but she said her Sandals are new *
Teacher:* Which is the oldest animal in world?*
Sardar:* ZEBRA*
Teacher:* How?*
Sardar:* Bcoz it is Black & White *
Judge:* Don't U have shame? It is the 3rd time you are coming to court..*
Sardar to judge:* You are coming daily to court, don't you have shame?
Sardar attending an interview in Software Company.*
Manager:* Do you know MS Office?*
Sardar:* If you give me the address I will go there sir.
Sardar in airplane going to Bombay ....
While its landing he shouted: " Bombay ... Bombay "*
Air hostess said: *"B silent."*
Sardar:* "Ok... Ombay. Ombay"
Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?"
Sardar: "All are born on government holidays...!!! *
Sardar:* Miss, you called to my mobile?*
Teacher: *Me? No, why?*
Sardar:* Yesterday I saw in my mobile- 1 Miss Call".
 Kirit Shah |
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