Santa found the answer to the most difficult question ever -
What will come first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever U order first, will come first.

A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except Santa. He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"

Postman: - I Have To Come 5 Miles to Deliver U This Packet
Santa: - why did U come so far. Instead U could Have posted it....

Santa's wish: when I die, I wanna die like my Grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep not Screaming like all d passengers in d car he was Driving..

A Teacher lecturing on population:
"In India after every 10 secs a women gives birth to a kid. "
Santa stands up and says - "We must find & stop her!. "

A man: "Santaji, tell me, why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in the evening not in the morning?"
Santaji: ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''.

Santaji visits his Chinese friend dying in hospital.
The Chinese friend just says "CHIN YU YAN" and dies.
Santaji goes to China to find the meaning of his friend's last Words.
And finds It means "U R STANDNG ON the OXYGEN TUBE!"

Santaji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
His wife asked what you are doing.
He said-I am seeing how I look while sleeping.

Why did Santaji cut the sides of the capsule before taking it?
Guess what... To avoid side effects!!!

Man: Santaji where were U born?
Santaji: Punjab .
Man: Which part?
Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body Is born in Punjab Yaar".

Lawyer to Santaji: "Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke...... "
Santaji :"Yeh kya, sita pe haath lagaya to court mein Bulaya. Ab fir gita pe haath!!"

Santa saw a beautiful girl... He went and kissed her....
Girl said- "What R U doing...?"
Santa replied- " B.COM from Khalsa college, Chandigarh"

Santa: For the past one week a girl is disturbing Me.
I don't know how she got my no, she interrupts whenever I call someone and says "please recharge your card"

A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found Mrs.Santaji painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket. Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall. She showed him the instructions on the tin, "For Best Results put on Two Coats"

Santa was drawing money from ATM,
Banta standing behind him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks (****). "
Santa replies, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! U R wrong, Its 1234

Q. How do U recognize Santa in school or College???
A. Santa is the one who erase his notebooks when the teacher erases the blackboard... BOLO tarara!!

Q. Why did Santaji sleep with a scale?
A. Because he wanted to measure how long he has Slept........

Santa Singh MBBS
After finishing his MBBS, Dr. Santa Singh starts his Own practice.
He checked his first patient's Eyes, then the tongue, and finally the Ears using a torch.
Finally he said Battery is Ok !!!