[Gujarati Club] Test Comin"up BY***aSh***

A Technical College teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam and told them to be prepared.    "Now ladies and gents, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow.  I might consider a nuclear attack  or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family   but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!"     A smart Alex in the back of the room raises his hand and asks,        "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"          The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and tittering.          When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sweetly at the student, shakes her head, and sympathetically says,        "Well, I suppose you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."