-અરવિંદભાઈ.
Filmi life aur Asli life me kya ANTAR hai?
Sardar: Film me bahut mushkilo ke bad shadi hoti hai. Asli life me shadi ke bad bahut mushkil hoti hai.
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It was Santa's wedding anniversary.
Preeto: Shall we have Tandoori chicken to celebrate?
Santa: Why punish the poor chicken for the mistake we made.
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Definition of a Nurse
"A young and beautiful woman who fingers you in all places, holds your hand and then expects your pulse to be normal...!"
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Men want 3 qualities in wives: Economist in kitchen, artist at home, & devil in bed.
But they get artist in kitchen, devil at home, & economist in Bed.
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.
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Mother: So, you want to become my son-in-law?
Boy: Not really, but I don't see any other way to marry your daughter.
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What's the difference between mother & wife?
One woman brings you into the world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so.
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When we are born, our mothers get the compliments and the flowers.
When we are married, our brides get the presents and the publicity.
When we die, our widows get the life insurance.
What do women want to be liberated from?
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The average man's life consists of :
Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going,
Forty years of having his wife ask the same question;
And at the end, the mourners wondering too.
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