Thanks.
Arvindbhai :)
Here is a good one too, if was missed.
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1. I say no to alcohol, it just doesn't listen.
2. A friend in need is a pest indeed.
3.Try & try, if you don't succeed, then CHEAT
4. Work is fine if it doesn't take too much of your time.
5. When everything comes in your way you're in the wrong lane.
6. The light at the end of the tunnel may be an incoming train..
7. Born free, taxed to death.
8. Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.
9. Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.
10. Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
11. If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants.
12. It's not hard to meet expenses, they are everywhere.
13. I love being a writer... what I can't stand is the paperwork.
14. A printer consists of 3 main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.
15. The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius.
16. The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it.
17. In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?
18. If you cannot change your mind, are you sure you have one?
19. Beat the 5 O'clock rush, leave work at noon!
20. If you can't convince them, confuse them.
21. It's not the fall that kills you. It's the sudden stop at the end.
22. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
23. Hot glass looks same as cold glass. - Cunino's Law of Burnt Fingers
24. The cigarette does the smoking you are just the sucker.
25. Someday is not a day of the week
26. Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
27. To Err is human, to forgive is not a Company policy.
28. The road to success.... Is always under construction.
29. Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.
30. In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.
…….and here's the best of the lot J
31. All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive, fattening or in love with someone else!!
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> On Tue, May 11, 2010 at 3:24 PM, rakesh15 no_reply@yahoogroup
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> >
> > Filmi life aur Asli life me kya ANTAR hai?
> > Sardar: Film me bahut mushkilo ke bad shadi hoti hai. Asli life me shadi ke
> > bad bahut mushkil hoti hai.
> > ************
> > It was Santa's wedding anniversary.
> > Preeto: Shall we have Tandoori chicken to celebrate?
> > Santa: Why punish the poor chicken for the mistake we made.
> > ************
> > Definition of a Nurse
> > "A young and beautiful woman who fingers you in all places, holds your hand
> > and then expects your pulse to be normal...!"
> > ************
> > Men want 3 qualities in wives: Economist in kitchen, artist at home, &
> > devil in bed.
> > But they get artist in kitchen, devil at home, & economist in Bed.
> > ************
> > What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
> > A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.
> > ************
> > Mother: So, you want to become my son-in-law?
> > Boy: Not really, but I don't see any other way to marry your daughter.
> > ************
> > What's the difference between mother & wife?
> > One woman brings you into the world crying & the other ensures you continue
> > to do so.
> > ************
> > When we are born, our mothers get the compliments and the flowers.
> > When we are married, our brides get the presents and the publicity.
> > When we die, our widows get the life insurance.
> > What do women want to be liberated from?
> > ************
> > The average man's life consists of :
> > Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going,
> > Forty years of having his wife ask the same question;
> > And at the end, the mourners wondering too.
> >
> >
> >
> > Read all cool jokes here==>
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> "If we fight, we may not always win, but if we don't fight, we will surely
> lose."
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