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A Priest dies & is awaiting his turn in line at the Heaven's Gates.
 
Ahead of him is a guy, fashionably dressed, in dark sun glasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket & jeans.
 
God asks him: Please tell me who are you, so that I may know whether to admit you into the kingdom of Heaven or not?
 
The guy replies: I am Pandi, Auto driver from Chennai!
 
God consults his ledger, smiles & says to Pandi: Please take this silken robe & gold scarf & enter the Kingdom of Heaven ... 
 
Now it is the priest's turn. He stands erect and speaks out in a booming voice: I am Pope's Assistant so & so, Head Priest of the so & so Church for the last 40 years.

God consults his ledger & says to the Priest: Please take this cotton robe & enter the Kingdom of Heaven ...
 
'Just a minute,' says the agonized Priest. 'How is it that a foul mouthed, rash driving Auto Driver is given a Silken robe & a Golden scarf and me, a Priest, who's spent his whole life preaching your Name & goodness has to make do with a Cotton robe?'
 
'Results my friend, results,' shrugs God.
 
'While you preached, people SLEPT; but when he drove his Auto, people PRAYED'
 
"It's PERFORMANCE & not POSITION that ultimately counts."

 

Regards,

Shivam Pandey

Executive Accounts,
Hathway Cable & Datacom Ltd.
9004, World Trade Centre, Surat.
Mo: 9979759862 / 9099977647
 

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