[Gujarati Club] Mexian Maid BY***aSh*** Funexpress

The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise. She asked: 'Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?' Maria: 'Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wan an increase. The first is that I iron better than you.'  Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'  Maria: 'Jor husband say so.'  Wife: 'Oh.'  Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.'  Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'  Maria: 'Jor husband did.'   Wife: 'Oh.'  Maria: 'The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in bed.'  Wife: (really furious now) 'Did my husband say that as well?'  Maria: 'No Señora... the gardener did.'  Wife: 'So how much do you want?'    WOMAN:The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!.. at times    Why were males created before females ? Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy