[F4AG] American & Chewing Gum....sRe....

In a New York sidewalk, a Filipino is enjoying a hearty breakfast " 

Coffee, croissants, toast, butter, jam, etc. 
While an American, chewing a gum, sat next to him and started an 
Unwanted conversation. .. 

 

American: You Filipinos eat the whole bread? 

 
Filipino: Of course! 
 
American: (Blowing bubbles with his gum) we don't. We, Americans only 

Eat what's inside. The crust we collect in a container, recycle, make 
These into croissants and sell these to the Philippines . 
 
American: Do you eat jam with bread? 
 
Filipino: Of course! 
 
American: (Chuckling and crackling his gum between his teeth) we don't. 

Americans eat fruits at breakfast, put all the peels, seeds and 
Leftovers into containers, turn these into jam and sell it to the Philippines 

Filipino: Do you have sex in America ? 
 
American: Of course, we do! 
 
Filipino: What do you do with the condoms? 
 
American: We throw them, of course! 
 
Filipino: We don't. In the Philippines , we put them into containers, 

Recycle them, turn them into chewing gums and sell it to America

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