[F4AG] Fw: What is Tension?

Tension     What is Tension?   A beautiful girl asks lift from you.  On the way she faints and you take her to hospital.   Doctor says 'Congrats. You are going to become a father.'                           THAT'S IT. YOU GET TENSED.   You say – 'But that baby is not mine.' Girl says – 'he is only the father of my baby.'                      YOU HAVE MORE TENSION.    Police comes and DNA test is done. Report comes. Which says that you can never become a father.                       EVEN MORE TENSION FOR YOU.   Anyhow you thank God and return home.  Then you think,  "At home I have 2 kids. Whose are those?"        THIS IS REAL TENSION.